PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
@phunkypunk.bsky.social
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it. I say FUCK, a lot.
Antifa until I die.
UK
Antifa until I die.
UK
I know about magnets.
This makes me more qualified than the incumbent Rapey White Supremacist Terrorist (79) in the Wart House.
And I'm pretty sure that I'm the LAST person who should be allowed anywhere near the power of control.
This makes me more qualified than the incumbent Rapey White Supremacist Terrorist (79) in the Wart House.
And I'm pretty sure that I'm the LAST person who should be allowed anywhere near the power of control.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I know about magnets.
This makes me more qualified than the incumbent Rapey White Supremacist Terrorist (79) in the Wart House.
And I'm pretty sure that I'm the LAST person who should be allowed anywhere near the power of control.
This makes me more qualified than the incumbent Rapey White Supremacist Terrorist (79) in the Wart House.
And I'm pretty sure that I'm the LAST person who should be allowed anywhere near the power of control.
Nothing quite like the sound of a Commodore 64 to drag me back to the horrifically colourful 80's...
...I can still smell the hairspray, and feel the twitch in my cigarette lighter finger.
...I can still smell the hairspray, and feel the twitch in my cigarette lighter finger.
Is this still SID? Some time ago, I made a C64 SID version of Van Halen’s classic “JUMP” using two SID chips. 👯
I went for a classic synth vibe instead of the usual C64 arpeggios. Hope you enjoy my take on this legendary tune! 😎🎶
PS: Don't miss the SOLO!
#8bit #chiptune #vanhalen #c64 #Conmodore64
I went for a classic synth vibe instead of the usual C64 arpeggios. Hope you enjoy my take on this legendary tune! 😎🎶
PS: Don't miss the SOLO!
#8bit #chiptune #vanhalen #c64 #Conmodore64
This 8-Bit Version of Van Halen's "Jump" Sounds WAY Better Than It Should!
YouTube video by Nordischsound
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Nothing quite like the sound of a Commodore 64 to drag me back to the horrifically colourful 80's...
...I can still smell the hairspray, and feel the twitch in my cigarette lighter finger.
...I can still smell the hairspray, and feel the twitch in my cigarette lighter finger.
The bitchling spent THREE WEEKS in jail (a conviction for criminal conspiracy over a scheme to obtain election campaign funds from Libya.), said it was GRUELLING.
The whiny bitchlette was sentenced to FIVE YEARS did TWENTY ONE DAYS.
Laws aren't for him, clearly
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
The whiny bitchlette was sentenced to FIVE YEARS did TWENTY ONE DAYS.
Laws aren't for him, clearly
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Nicolas Sarkozy says he wants to ‘prove his innocence’ as he is released from prison
Former French president, who said his three weeks in jail had been a ‘nightmare’, will serve rest of sentence outside pending appeal
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The bitchling spent THREE WEEKS in jail (a conviction for criminal conspiracy over a scheme to obtain election campaign funds from Libya.), said it was GRUELLING.
The whiny bitchlette was sentenced to FIVE YEARS did TWENTY ONE DAYS.
Laws aren't for him, clearly
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
The whiny bitchlette was sentenced to FIVE YEARS did TWENTY ONE DAYS.
Laws aren't for him, clearly
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
The guillotine is too good for this cretin. Throw him to a crowd of starving Americans and let them tear strips off of him, Gaddaffi style.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The guillotine is too good for this cretin. Throw him to a crowd of starving Americans and let them tear strips off of him, Gaddaffi style.
Never heard a good word about this... creature.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Never heard a good word about this... creature.
This country has been a Kleptocratic Plutocracy for decades already.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This country has been a Kleptocratic Plutocracy for decades already.
Whilst messing around with an Amiga emulator just now, I discovered that some mad bastard wrote "Neighbours, The Adventure Game" for the machine.
As in, Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera...
The game is as bloody awful as you'd expect.
As in, Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera...
The game is as bloody awful as you'd expect.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Whilst messing around with an Amiga emulator just now, I discovered that some mad bastard wrote "Neighbours, The Adventure Game" for the machine.
As in, Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera...
The game is as bloody awful as you'd expect.
As in, Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera...
The game is as bloody awful as you'd expect.
QUICK!
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
QUICK!
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Somebody resurrect Jerry Springer, there's fresh twattery afoot...
Hating the BBC because they edited a cunt to make him look slightly cuntier while he was busy cunting is just... fucking silly.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hating the BBC because they edited a cunt to make him look slightly cuntier while he was busy cunting is just... fucking silly.
Nobody expected that the ape would seek to be elected leader of a country... Let alone succeed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNl...
The Tragic Story of Gua - The Chimpanzee Raised Alongside a Human Brother
YouTube video by Well, I Never
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Nobody expected that the ape would seek to be elected leader of a country... Let alone succeed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNl...
So, a certain world "leader" who enjoys raping women & children and now entire countries, as well as bankrupting casino's, not paying his bills, being thoroughly shit at golf and foreign banks that don't ask too many questions, is still not dead eh?
Oh well. There's always tomorrow...
Oh well. There's always tomorrow...
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
So, a certain world "leader" who enjoys raping women & children and now entire countries, as well as bankrupting casino's, not paying his bills, being thoroughly shit at golf and foreign banks that don't ask too many questions, is still not dead eh?
Oh well. There's always tomorrow...
Oh well. There's always tomorrow...
The celebrated author, Joyce Carol Oates has a history of observing, analysing and describing, so she should probably be listened to, eh?
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The celebrated author, Joyce Carol Oates has a history of observing, analysing and describing, so she should probably be listened to, eh?
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
I mean...
aside from her being abso-bastard-lutely spot-fucking-on here.
Fun Fact!
Platypusses are grown in platypussaries.
Platypusses are grown in platypussaries.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fun Fact!
Platypusses are grown in platypussaries.
Platypusses are grown in platypussaries.
This got me thinking, "Why was Reagan shot?"
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This got me thinking, "Why was Reagan shot?"
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
Answer:
John Hinckley Jr. believed the attack on Ronald Reagan would impress the actress Jodie Foster, with whom he had developed an erotomanic obsession after viewing her in the 1976 film Taxi Driver.
So many more reasons to top Chumpy...
Earlier I posted, "There are 21 million penguins in Antarctica & the population of Ireland is 6.6 million, so if all of the penguins decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins."
This was bollocks.
Each person would have to fight 3.18 penguins.
Sorry.
This was bollocks.
Each person would have to fight 3.18 penguins.
Sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Earlier I posted, "There are 21 million penguins in Antarctica & the population of Ireland is 6.6 million, so if all of the penguins decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins."
This was bollocks.
Each person would have to fight 3.18 penguins.
Sorry.
This was bollocks.
Each person would have to fight 3.18 penguins.
Sorry.
See also, "How in the deep fried fuck, did I survive all that shit?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
See also, "How in the deep fried fuck, did I survive all that shit?"
You don't know "troubles", until you know penguin troubles...
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You don't know "troubles", until you know penguin troubles...
There simply HAS to be a way in which an enterprising groups of people could band together and take one of these billionaire exploitative parasites for every stolen penny they own, surely?
How hard can it be to rob a guilty bastard? Pretty sure the general population of Earth would cheer...
How hard can it be to rob a guilty bastard? Pretty sure the general population of Earth would cheer...
This week's column is on Billionaire Brain: the condition which seems to prevent extremely rich people from perceiving the utterly bleeding obvious.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I wish we could ignore Bill Gates on the climate crisis. But he’s a billionaire, so we can’t | George Monbiot
Money talks – and his essay denouncing ‘near-term emissions goals’ at Cop30 mostly argues the case for letting the ultra-rich off the hook
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
There simply HAS to be a way in which an enterprising groups of people could band together and take one of these billionaire exploitative parasites for every stolen penny they own, surely?
How hard can it be to rob a guilty bastard? Pretty sure the general population of Earth would cheer...
How hard can it be to rob a guilty bastard? Pretty sure the general population of Earth would cheer...
