Phronk
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I keep hearing about constitutional amendments. Maybe they should do another amendment that says if a president goes to war against his own people, he’s not president any more.
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I keep hearing about constitutional amendments. Maybe they should do another amendment that says if a president goes to war against his own people, he’s not president any more.
So now that Trump has a letter saying “I am a pedophile,” maybe there’s hope for even the most brainwormed of idiots to turn on him, but, well …
September 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So now that Trump has a letter saying “I am a pedophile,” maybe there’s hope for even the most brainwormed of idiots to turn on him, but, well …
I’m in the Blue Mountain Village, which is a pedestrian-only neighbourhood with plenty of places to live, eat, and shop, and plenty of parking too—just outside of where people actually do stuff. This is a tourist novelty here, but shouldn’t it just be the default for all cities? It’s way better.
August 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m in the Blue Mountain Village, which is a pedestrian-only neighbourhood with plenty of places to live, eat, and shop, and plenty of parking too—just outside of where people actually do stuff. This is a tourist novelty here, but shouldn’t it just be the default for all cities? It’s way better.
Found this on my fridge. I think my gf is being stalked by Yoda??
August 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Found this on my fridge. I think my gf is being stalked by Yoda??
Bye Hulk Hogan, who lost to Jay Leno once.
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bye Hulk Hogan, who lost to Jay Leno once.
It's insane to me that the biggest companies in the world are attempting to "fix" artificial intelligence not through better programming or training, but by typing "please act as if you don't like genocide" at it.
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's insane to me that the biggest companies in the world are attempting to "fix" artificial intelligence not through better programming or training, but by typing "please act as if you don't like genocide" at it.
I’ve never regretted buying a record purely for its cover art.
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’ve never regretted buying a record purely for its cover art.
Thanks Sam Altman, can't wait until we can get 1 intelligence for 1 electricity.
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thanks Sam Altman, can't wait until we can get 1 intelligence for 1 electricity.
Hey, have you listened to Rivers of Nihil?
"Is that a band, a song, or an album?"
It is:
"Is that a band, a song, or an album?"
It is:
May 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey, have you listened to Rivers of Nihil?
"Is that a band, a song, or an album?"
It is:
"Is that a band, a song, or an album?"
It is:
Say what you will about the old witch hunts, but they were creative. Today’s witch hunts are all “they’re eating our cats and dogs” and “they have a tattoo.” Boring.
The OGs thought they were stealing our penises and putting the still-moving penises in birds’ nests. Many people are saying this.
The OGs thought they were stealing our penises and putting the still-moving penises in birds’ nests. Many people are saying this.
May 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Say what you will about the old witch hunts, but they were creative. Today’s witch hunts are all “they’re eating our cats and dogs” and “they have a tattoo.” Boring.
The OGs thought they were stealing our penises and putting the still-moving penises in birds’ nests. Many people are saying this.
The OGs thought they were stealing our penises and putting the still-moving penises in birds’ nests. Many people are saying this.
I've been sticking them directly up my ass. Is that not correct?
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've been sticking them directly up my ass. Is that not correct?
I just can't get over how profoundly dumb everything is. Like, we somehow need FAQs like this:
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I just can't get over how profoundly dumb everything is. Like, we somehow need FAQs like this:
This is such a dumb way to think about taxes. "Burger prices are a penalty for the crime of being hungry." Like, just a fundamental misunderstanding of how money works. This guy shouldn't be leading anything.
March 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is such a dumb way to think about taxes. "Burger prices are a penalty for the crime of being hungry." Like, just a fundamental misunderstanding of how money works. This guy shouldn't be leading anything.
Congrats to the whiners for getting rid of the carbon tax that was actually a rebate for the vast majority of us. I hate free money!
Tax rich people less while we’re at it, cool. Millionaires worried about capital gains were suffering too much.
Tax rich people less while we’re at it, cool. Millionaires worried about capital gains were suffering too much.
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Congrats to the whiners for getting rid of the carbon tax that was actually a rebate for the vast majority of us. I hate free money!
Tax rich people less while we’re at it, cool. Millionaires worried about capital gains were suffering too much.
Tax rich people less while we’re at it, cool. Millionaires worried about capital gains were suffering too much.
We need to listen to more Canadian music
March 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We need to listen to more Canadian music
