Phronk
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Yeah I eat “whole foods”
Whole habmurger
Whole habmurger
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yeah I eat “whole foods”
Whole habmurger
Whole habmurger
Like a frog in boiling water, I am wet.
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Like a frog in boiling water, I am wet.
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People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it
It sucks being an Xennial music fan because now all the rock stars from the 70s are dying, and we already went through all the rocks stars from the 90s dying in the 90s.
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It sucks being an Xennial music fan because now all the rock stars from the 70s are dying, and we already went through all the rocks stars from the 90s dying in the 90s.
This chick rules.
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This chick rules.
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Maybe Sora is just an elaborate way for Sam Altman to get away with crimes on film, because nobody will believe any footage with the first guy to offer up his face to be used in any fake video.
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Maybe Sora is just an elaborate way for Sam Altman to get away with crimes on film, because nobody will believe any footage with the first guy to offer up his face to be used in any fake video.
Would be a real shame if the first AI actor became the first AI murder when someone takes a magnet to Tilly Norwood's servers.
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Would be a real shame if the first AI actor became the first AI murder when someone takes a magnet to Tilly Norwood's servers.
I keep hearing about constitutional amendments. Maybe they should do another amendment that says if a president goes to war against his own people, he’s not president any more.
September 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I keep hearing about constitutional amendments. Maybe they should do another amendment that says if a president goes to war against his own people, he’s not president any more.
You don’t really hear about people being “on the cover of a magazine” any more. Sad!!!
September 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You don’t really hear about people being “on the cover of a magazine” any more. Sad!!!
Google tried to autocorrect "data are" to "data is" and I got so angry I pulled a muscle in my thorax.
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Google tried to autocorrect "data are" to "data is" and I got so angry I pulled a muscle in my thorax.
Jimmy Kimmel’s back, so I guess I can resubscribe and finish watching my Disney Alien show.
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jimmy Kimmel’s back, so I guess I can resubscribe and finish watching my Disney Alien show.
Did evolution really need to put a toenail on the pinky? That little sliver isn’t doing much for me.
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Did evolution really need to put a toenail on the pinky? That little sliver isn’t doing much for me.
We should build a society where people can’t use guns for murder no matter who they are, and people can’t get murdered with guns no matter who they are.
The only “side” that matters is supporting the one that wants to do that (currently the left). The leanings of victims and shooters? Who cares.
The only “side” that matters is supporting the one that wants to do that (currently the left). The leanings of victims and shooters? Who cares.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We should build a society where people can’t use guns for murder no matter who they are, and people can’t get murdered with guns no matter who they are.
The only “side” that matters is supporting the one that wants to do that (currently the left). The leanings of victims and shooters? Who cares.
The only “side” that matters is supporting the one that wants to do that (currently the left). The leanings of victims and shooters? Who cares.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
I condemn all political violence, and the people who promote and enable political violence, even if they are themselves victims of political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I condemn all political violence, and the people who promote and enable political violence, even if they are themselves victims of political violence.
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what a fucking way to find out magic is real
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
what a fucking way to find out magic is real
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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Just so we’re clear, Charlie Kirk shouldn’t be shot down while talking and kids shouldn’t be shot down in classrooms. It’s that easy. However, a lot of powerful people are okay with both things, so here we are, surrounded by bullets, blood, thoughts, and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just so we’re clear, Charlie Kirk shouldn’t be shot down while talking and kids shouldn’t be shot down in classrooms. It’s that easy. However, a lot of powerful people are okay with both things, so here we are, surrounded by bullets, blood, thoughts, and prayers.
So now that Trump has a letter saying “I am a pedophile,” maybe there’s hope for even the most brainwormed of idiots to turn on him, but, well …
September 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So now that Trump has a letter saying “I am a pedophile,” maybe there’s hope for even the most brainwormed of idiots to turn on him, but, well …
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.