Phragmosis Jones (she/her)
@phragmosisjones.bsky.social
neurodivergent nerd. London based.
white cis woman. mostly a reply account
white cis woman. mostly a reply account
photo from wikipedia's featured page today of giant amphipods feeding (photographer: Alan Jamieson). Why does this look so much like a detail from an Old Master's oil painting?
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
photo from wikipedia's featured page today of giant amphipods feeding (photographer: Alan Jamieson). Why does this look so much like a detail from an Old Master's oil painting?
no, but they do have a candy cane.
Or this slightly odd glass crocodile.
Or this slightly odd glass crocodile.
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
no, but they do have a candy cane.
Or this slightly odd glass crocodile.
Or this slightly odd glass crocodile.
although they also have other ornaments priced individually at £145, I see
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
although they also have other ornaments priced individually at £145, I see
see also, for the oddly specific price of £25.95:
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
see also, for the oddly specific price of £25.95:
personally I prefer a maximalist paper-based to do list, but it's all about personal preference
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
personally I prefer a maximalist paper-based to do list, but it's all about personal preference
I love this griffin, its expression looks like a very silly cat that is also high on painkillers 😅
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I love this griffin, its expression looks like a very silly cat that is also high on painkillers 😅
wow, that's awesome! Where from?
I can't quite work out what the carving in the second photo, centre right is? My brain wants to read it as a big bird with a smaller bird perched on its back, but I'm not convinced...
I can't quite work out what the carving in the second photo, centre right is? My brain wants to read it as a big bird with a smaller bird perched on its back, but I'm not convinced...
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
wow, that's awesome! Where from?
I can't quite work out what the carving in the second photo, centre right is? My brain wants to read it as a big bird with a smaller bird perched on its back, but I'm not convinced...
I can't quite work out what the carving in the second photo, centre right is? My brain wants to read it as a big bird with a smaller bird perched on its back, but I'm not convinced...
Mattel make a lot of small runs of niche appeal Barbie dolls for adult collectors now, I wonder if they've considered expanding into the market for politicians
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Mattel make a lot of small runs of niche appeal Barbie dolls for adult collectors now, I wonder if they've considered expanding into the market for politicians
having a good day on wikipedia
![Screenshot of the wikipedia page 'Killing of Charles Walton', with the text "CLAIMS OF WITCHCRAFT: The two reports that Fabian wrote on the case in 1945 and which are preserved on the police file make no mention of witchcraft, ritualistic killing, black dogs, natterjack toads or blood sacrifices.[citation needed]. However, "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m5y2brgssyzawyrvnm7gjb6g/bafkreiborqrttgjvnmcfww65ut2pgfs2ptghzcocy4vaqknp72vg47gu6m@jpeg)
September 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
having a good day on wikipedia
mountain goats are truly a glitch in the Matrix
who tf would look at this and think "ah yes, an animal perfectly optimised for climbing up sheer rock faces"
who tf would look at this and think "ah yes, an animal perfectly optimised for climbing up sheer rock faces"
September 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
mountain goats are truly a glitch in the Matrix
who tf would look at this and think "ah yes, an animal perfectly optimised for climbing up sheer rock faces"
who tf would look at this and think "ah yes, an animal perfectly optimised for climbing up sheer rock faces"
which is rubbish, of course- non-human animals cannot be Protestant.
Except for the ermine.
(it's name is derived from
'Armenian mouse', which obv refers to Armenia the country, not Arminius the theologian. I just like the idea of them debating salvation with Calvin (and his chipmunks) 🙏)
Except for the ermine.
(it's name is derived from
'Armenian mouse', which obv refers to Armenia the country, not Arminius the theologian. I just like the idea of them debating salvation with Calvin (and his chipmunks) 🙏)
August 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
which is rubbish, of course- non-human animals cannot be Protestant.
Except for the ermine.
(it's name is derived from
'Armenian mouse', which obv refers to Armenia the country, not Arminius the theologian. I just like the idea of them debating salvation with Calvin (and his chipmunks) 🙏)
Except for the ermine.
(it's name is derived from
'Armenian mouse', which obv refers to Armenia the country, not Arminius the theologian. I just like the idea of them debating salvation with Calvin (and his chipmunks) 🙏)
...ffs, Bluesky, it's a wikipedia page about genetics
August 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
...ffs, Bluesky, it's a wikipedia page about genetics
don't forget security! It costs £2000 per event to prevent women from speaking
July 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
don't forget security! It costs £2000 per event to prevent women from speaking
a man is left at the altar after his fiancée discovers he has terribly neglected his adopted son with special needs
June 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
a man is left at the altar after his fiancée discovers he has terribly neglected his adopted son with special needs
yeah, I don't know if it's just me (using Safari on an iPhone) but the link in the post text just directs me to the homepage:
June 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
yeah, I don't know if it's just me (using Safari on an iPhone) but the link in the post text just directs me to the homepage:
sheepshead fish! (gotta plug my obscure animals special interest any chance I get)
May 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
sheepshead fish! (gotta plug my obscure animals special interest any chance I get)
was just thinking about this yesterday- Come True (2020) by Anthony Scott Burns. Excellent take on the often-tired concept of horror story about sleep clinic experiments, with wonderful dream logic and a fantastic way of creating a sense of creeping dread via low-res visuals.
May 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
was just thinking about this yesterday- Come True (2020) by Anthony Scott Burns. Excellent take on the often-tired concept of horror story about sleep clinic experiments, with wonderful dream logic and a fantastic way of creating a sense of creeping dread via low-res visuals.
He has since tweeted again with the same message, and a plea for Both Sides to get along, while ignoring the fact that the person he was quote-tweeting called trans women 'men'.
May 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
He has since tweeted again with the same message, and a plea for Both Sides to get along, while ignoring the fact that the person he was quote-tweeting called trans women 'men'.
she funds transphobic groups and then jokes about it when the court cases she paid for result in legal protections being withdrawn from British trans people:
May 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
she funds transphobic groups and then jokes about it when the court cases she paid for result in legal protections being withdrawn from British trans people:
how long do you think Labour will keep marketing via Bluesky? Check out that ratio:
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
how long do you think Labour will keep marketing via Bluesky? Check out that ratio:
😞 owls are super kinkshamey. It's why they always look so judgemental.
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
😞 owls are super kinkshamey. It's why they always look so judgemental.
so I've been thinking about this a lot, and I've come to an important conclusion: the mata mata turtle is just the reptile equivalent of Pyramid Head
February 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
so I've been thinking about this a lot, and I've come to an important conclusion: the mata mata turtle is just the reptile equivalent of Pyramid Head