Paul Howard
@phoward8020.bsky.social
How long have you had THAT one in your pocket?
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How long have you had THAT one in your pocket?
remindme! -23 days
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
remindme! -23 days
How many resources have been wasted and how many lives have been shattered because these people — these fundamentally racist people — chose this:
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
How many resources have been wasted and how many lives have been shattered because these people — these fundamentally racist people — chose this:
“Fascist” has worked just fine since, what, 1932?
If you want something more contemporary, “MAGAt” is widely accepted and is way easier to pronounce.
If you want something more contemporary, “MAGAt” is widely accepted and is way easier to pronounce.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Fascist” has worked just fine since, what, 1932?
If you want something more contemporary, “MAGAt” is widely accepted and is way easier to pronounce.
If you want something more contemporary, “MAGAt” is widely accepted and is way easier to pronounce.
The Trevor Project is more important now than ever.
If you know an LGBTQ+ youth who may be struggling, no matter where they live, make sure they know about it.
And donate if you’re able. 🙏
www.thetrevorproject.org
If you know an LGBTQ+ youth who may be struggling, no matter where they live, make sure they know about it.
And donate if you’re able. 🙏
www.thetrevorproject.org
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November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Trevor Project is more important now than ever.
If you know an LGBTQ+ youth who may be struggling, no matter where they live, make sure they know about it.
And donate if you’re able. 🙏
www.thetrevorproject.org
If you know an LGBTQ+ youth who may be struggling, no matter where they live, make sure they know about it.
And donate if you’re able. 🙏
www.thetrevorproject.org
I could not ❤️ this more.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I could not ❤️ this more.
Sales revenue != profit. Recently, that’s been running $6-7B/year.
The Apollo Program cost over $300B in inhalation-adjusted dollars. So Volvo Group would just need to dedicate every cent they made for ~46 years to match that.
Not that it matters because your comparison is ridiculous anyway. 🤪
The Apollo Program cost over $300B in inhalation-adjusted dollars. So Volvo Group would just need to dedicate every cent they made for ~46 years to match that.
Not that it matters because your comparison is ridiculous anyway. 🤪
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sales revenue != profit. Recently, that’s been running $6-7B/year.
The Apollo Program cost over $300B in inhalation-adjusted dollars. So Volvo Group would just need to dedicate every cent they made for ~46 years to match that.
Not that it matters because your comparison is ridiculous anyway. 🤪
The Apollo Program cost over $300B in inhalation-adjusted dollars. So Volvo Group would just need to dedicate every cent they made for ~46 years to match that.
Not that it matters because your comparison is ridiculous anyway. 🤪
I’m just gonna assume that it’s like that recurring “Unnecessary Censorship” bit that Jimmy Kimmel does.
The bleeped bits are perfectly innocuous but make it sound obscene, right?
Right??
The bleeped bits are perfectly innocuous but make it sound obscene, right?
Right??
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m just gonna assume that it’s like that recurring “Unnecessary Censorship” bit that Jimmy Kimmel does.
The bleeped bits are perfectly innocuous but make it sound obscene, right?
Right??
The bleeped bits are perfectly innocuous but make it sound obscene, right?
Right??
How’d that work out for him, politically?
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
How’d that work out for him, politically?
Sure would be nice if the really smart software engineers over at BlueSky HQ would spend some time on the (admittedly difficult) Edit feature, huh?
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sure would be nice if the really smart software engineers over at BlueSky HQ would spend some time on the (admittedly difficult) Edit feature, huh?
Also “photoshopped” instead of “photographed”, I assume?
I mean, it clearly WAS photographed, but that would be an odd thing to say.
I mean, it clearly WAS photographed, but that would be an odd thing to say.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Also “photoshopped” instead of “photographed”, I assume?
I mean, it clearly WAS photographed, but that would be an odd thing to say.
I mean, it clearly WAS photographed, but that would be an odd thing to say.
All software is hard in its own way.
Also: Volvo probably doesn’t have the same budget that NASA did.
Also: Volvo probably doesn’t have the same budget that NASA did.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
All software is hard in its own way.
Also: Volvo probably doesn’t have the same budget that NASA did.
Also: Volvo probably doesn’t have the same budget that NASA did.
All poetry is not porn but all porn is…
Wait, no, that doesn’t work either. Sorry. Carry on.
Wait, no, that doesn’t work either. Sorry. Carry on.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All poetry is not porn but all porn is…
Wait, no, that doesn’t work either. Sorry. Carry on.
Wait, no, that doesn’t work either. Sorry. Carry on.
There are 128 BCS teams and each team can play a maximum of 12 regular-season games per season (13 if playing Hawaii on the road).
If you can figure out a set of “strict parameters” to determine the 12 objectively “best” teams from that, you must be a fracking genius.
If you can figure out a set of “strict parameters” to determine the 12 objectively “best” teams from that, you must be a fracking genius.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There are 128 BCS teams and each team can play a maximum of 12 regular-season games per season (13 if playing Hawaii on the road).
If you can figure out a set of “strict parameters” to determine the 12 objectively “best” teams from that, you must be a fracking genius.
If you can figure out a set of “strict parameters” to determine the 12 objectively “best” teams from that, you must be a fracking genius.
Golly, who could’ve seen that coming??
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So the one immediately verifiable “fact” from the DHS statement turns out to be a lie. What are the odds everything else is, too?
For instance, how did they determine that she was “armed with a semiautomatic weapon” when she apparently never left her car?
For instance, how did they determine that she was “armed with a semiautomatic weapon” when she apparently never left her car?
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Golly, who could’ve seen that coming??
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It’s a plan based on a band, a band based on a plan. 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s a plan based on a band, a band based on a plan. 🎶
To borrow from another commenter: I’m sorry you’re allergic to awesome.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
To borrow from another commenter: I’m sorry you’re allergic to awesome.
Art. 92 of the USMJ states that service members must obey all lawful orders. But it also says they are required to refuse orders that are clearly unlawful.
It then lists several examples, e.g.: targeting civilians; torturing detainees; and engaging in unauthorized domestic law enforcement actions.
It then lists several examples, e.g.: targeting civilians; torturing detainees; and engaging in unauthorized domestic law enforcement actions.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Art. 92 of the USMJ states that service members must obey all lawful orders. But it also says they are required to refuse orders that are clearly unlawful.
It then lists several examples, e.g.: targeting civilians; torturing detainees; and engaging in unauthorized domestic law enforcement actions.
It then lists several examples, e.g.: targeting civilians; torturing detainees; and engaging in unauthorized domestic law enforcement actions.
“Follow up question! In the same spirit of openness and honesty: that’s complete bullshit and you’re a fucking lying bitch who will burn in Hell if it turns out your professed Christian beliefs are true.
Sorry…that was more of a statement than a question.”
Sorry…that was more of a statement than a question.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Follow up question! In the same spirit of openness and honesty: that’s complete bullshit and you’re a fucking lying bitch who will burn in Hell if it turns out your professed Christian beliefs are true.
Sorry…that was more of a statement than a question.”
Sorry…that was more of a statement than a question.”
> rm -rf /
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“Oopsies! System crash!”
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“Oopsies! System crash!”
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
> rm -rf /
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“Oopsies! System crash!”
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“Oopsies! System crash!”
Overvalued by at least $3B at that price.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Overvalued by at least $3B at that price.
I just renamed mine Blowing Bubba but I like that, too
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I just renamed mine Blowing Bubba but I like that, too
“Democrat” on its own (whether with a small d or a big one) is not a pejorative; “Democrat Party” is intended to be, however.
That said, I never understood why they think that’s such a zinger. 🤷♂️
That said, I never understood why they think that’s such a zinger. 🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Democrat” on its own (whether with a small d or a big one) is not a pejorative; “Democrat Party” is intended to be, however.
That said, I never understood why they think that’s such a zinger. 🤷♂️
That said, I never understood why they think that’s such a zinger. 🤷♂️
I don’t either. My point was that, in an attempt to verify your claim (verdict: TRUE), I looked up the team on espn and it turns out that they REALLY suck.
How much of that is a reflection on their current head coach is an exercise I’ll leave for the reader.
How much of that is a reflection on their current head coach is an exercise I’ll leave for the reader.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I don’t either. My point was that, in an attempt to verify your claim (verdict: TRUE), I looked up the team on espn and it turns out that they REALLY suck.
How much of that is a reflection on their current head coach is an exercise I’ll leave for the reader.
How much of that is a reflection on their current head coach is an exercise I’ll leave for the reader.
Technically they were raised thinking they were half-siblings, but — 🚨 SPOILER ALERT! 🚨 — they were actually first cousins. 🤓🐉
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Technically they were raised thinking they were half-siblings, but — 🚨 SPOILER ALERT! 🚨 — they were actually first cousins. 🤓🐉