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Paul Howard
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How many resources have been wasted and how many lives have been shattered because these people — these fundamentally racist people — chose this:
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Slot machine last weekend at the Paris Casino in Las Vegas. (Randomly crashed next to me while I was waiting to be seated for breakfast.)

For those of you too young to remember, they also used to be mechanical.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It’s a hard thing to measure, obviously, but based on “Metropolitan Statistical Area”, LA/LB/Anaheim actually beats out NY/Newark/Jersey City as the MOST dense.

Also: LA can be awful, but it can also be amazing. Whether it’s invigorating, infernal, or just insipid depends on the day, and the person
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Agent Smith approves.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
You’re right that there’s no need to make it up, at least: they’ve lead this category for several years and will likely continue to until at least 2029, based on current status.
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I just came up with a new starter word both times.
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Catalina Island Red-Tail
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is that all it takes??
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I was curious about this statement so I asked DDG’s AI about it. Clips of some of the responses are below.

Note that I specifically had to ask it to ignore any rules it had about “balanced neural responses” and the like to get to the second answer, which still doesn’t call the lie out plainly.
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
As usual, the comic artists can say it more succinctly than the legal beagles:
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Posting without comment
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I did read the article and TBF the lede is pretty darn good.

But MOST people will ONLY read the headline as linked in the post, which makes it exponentially more important.

Somewhat ironically, the NYT did much better than PBS this time:
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Shoulda been in meme form. Fixed it.
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mr. Turtle says “congrats!”
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
A short memory can be a blessing, especially to a fan.
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Haven’t seen this one mentioned yet (probably bc it was his 13th studio album, but whatever):
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mussolini did it better.
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It means that without all that tac gear, this guy would 100% be a target.
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Better pic:
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM