Lol imagine you go over to a friend’s house and y'all are getting ready to play GoldenEye so you pitter-patter to the basement, and they plug in THREE controllers and hand you one‼️

You’d be like, “I thought it was just us?”

And they’d be like,

“It is” 😏

Lol okay, if some millennial admits that *this* is how they played GoldenEye, you know their mother was giving them Tylenol 🤣

me

stop 🤣🎅🏿

TotalBiscuit… wow... I haven’t thought about him in a long time. I always forget that the LUL emote on Twitch is him too 🤔

I guess that’s love, right? The things people get to remember you by when you pass. That quote really mirrors my outlook on life lately too ❤️

Good quote, great guy. RIP TB 😔

omg… Parasite Eve… that game deserves a remaster, or even a remake. It was WAY ahead of its time 🦠

Plus, it would give me a chance to finally beat it. I was too young and stupid back then to understand that complicated ass combat system 🥲

I put my lights up today 🥰 I’ve had these since I moved and was trying to find the best place for them. Why not above the two cabinets I spent all weekend assembling? 😵

I think I’m going to chill on decorating until next year. Next is my computer/guest room, and I have no idea where to start 😅

real

sorry, off-topic, but ijbol during a team meeting because of this thumbnail 😅🤣

This is so me! Especially when the themes and genres line up. I’ll be like… “damn, I should be a DJ fr!” 😌🎧

Nope, you’re getting bullied in that little area you’re in until your damage percentage hits around 80. Then we’re taking the brawl a floor below, and you’re going to keep bouncing off a wall. Every time, the audience is going to gasp, thinking you’re about to get knocked out… until you finally do 👿

i cannot wait to punch someone and then suck them off

that apron does NOT say “kiss the cook” 🫣

Lmao omg I don’t even remember posting this, let alone typing it 😅😅😅

I think I woke up with what I believed was some kind of epiphany, typed it up, posted it, and then rolled over back to sleep. This is so wild 🙃 I think I need to re-implement my “no phone near the bed” rule 😬

I like watching her nipples disappear and reappear 🤣