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I wrote this in high school. The assignment was to write a romantic poem about our dream job

At the time of writing this, I wanted to be a video game designer 🙃
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Wishing you a blessed Solstice and the joy of the light returning 🔥
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Finished watching the first part of Stranger Things season 5 yesterday, and I gotta say… the Duffer Brothers kinda did their big one. The first episode of every season is usually a drag since it has to recap the storyline, but the rest was great. MVPs so far:

Karen
Nancy (of course)
Steve's hair
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chris Luno just announced his tour dates for next year, and he’s coming back to D.C.! 😱🤩🥳

My urge to go dancing has been at an all-time high, so this is perfect timing! 🎶💃🏽🎵
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I put together two cabinets this weekend, and work has been so busy lately. I’m exhausted 😮‍💨

I’ve been finishing a DIY project I started when I first moved in (now that I know where to put them) 🌸

I finished one already, with one left. I might finally start Stranger Things while I work on it 👾
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I wasn’t going to post these 2025 Recaps for a couple of reasons, but at this point… who cares? 🙃 I enjoy listening to music or someone yap as a distraction during work. This year, these were my yappers 🗣

(Monster Hunter showing up in my top interests shocked me… I only have 50 hours in that game)
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Just sipping my coffee ☕ while contemplating the mysteries of life. #DeepThoughts #PepeSmile
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Why did my nephew send me this?! I have been rendered completely and utterly speechless, embarrassed, and humbled by my own blood relative. It really be your own people sometimes 😭💀

I’ve also been told I look like Michael Jackson and Sanjaya before, so let’s just add this one to the list as well 😅🤣
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I remembered that “your perception is your reality"

A perfect example is the blue/gold dress debate (and it’s gold 😤)

When you find yourself having to explain something over and over, it might just be because it isn’t their reality. That's why communication is so important and necessary
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Last night, I received some good news for my name-change case. I’m beyond elated 🥹❤️‍🔥🥳

Gunna go explore a bit today 🎧 I also really need to fully unpack my winter clothes this weekend 🙃

(Earlier this week, someone in my Discord group asked us to write our “bleedout” scene. I attached my entry 😵)
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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When the world feels heavy, remember it's okay to show your feelings. Here’s to embracing the ups and downs, one tear at a time. 💚✨ #Feelings #Pepe
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What does it mean if you were sexually attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog when you were growing up but didn’t turn out to be a furry? 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I didn't realize I needed my nightly spooky stories *that* much... 😴😅
#SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t believe I just got my lease renewal notice… I feel like I just moved in! It might also be because I still haven’t fully unpacked everything 😩😭

I wanted to use this first year to get settled, establish my roots, and furnish my apartment. Next year, I want to explore what D.C. has to offer! 🥳
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I shifted from daily divination to weekly, and this morning’s spread was… shocking 😱

Tarot interpretation aside, the numbers *almost* reflect my birthdate (26/09/89, yes I'm an old hag) and that was the order I pulled as well 🤯

I don’t think I’m fully clairvoyant, but tarot helps keep me grounded🔮
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The stunning Ginkgo tree at Kirkstall Abbey in Leeds, England.

One of the oldest tree species on Earth, its golden leaves glow in autumn. ⚜️💛⚜️💛⚜️💛⚜️
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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When life gets too real, just grab your plush onion and let the feels roll. Pepe's got tears, but at least he’s not alone! 😢🧅 #PepeHands
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I just bought a really unconventional piece of furniture for my bedroom in my post-edible state. It’s either going to look amazing or ridiculous. No in-between 🤣

Also, scrolling through my bookmarked TikTok shop items made me really miss spoiling someone lol

I guess I can always spoil myself ☺️
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Man with no job wants to get any woman pregnant, but will get a job if she does. Also, says he'll inherit a bunch of houses, and he wants to do this because his brother did the same thing 🤯

Why did YouTube recommend this to me? 😭

At least he’s “tall and artsy”??? 🙄

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un7a...
I'll mate with any woman 2025 11 13 16 29 54
YouTube video by Sean Patrick Richards
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My lawyer drew this piggy for me. Apparently it’s a symbol of good luck at the firm 🐷

Also, I convinced him to watch Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. Ha… sucker… 😏
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Woke up to the pale light of the supermoon (Beaver Moon) shining through this morning. Her brightness comes from the sun 🌕

(I really need to wash my windows from the outside. I’ll wait until spring. It’s too cold... 🥶)
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
For all the vore enjoyers out there, what’s the end goal? Cannibalism? 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Also, they basically added Ahri to Overwatch 🦊
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM