phobos
@phobos.bsky.social
Hacker | RustleLeague, #bantown, SnuggleNets
Porn Star | Lucy Fleur, https://lucy-fleur.com/
Punk Rock Queen | Denver, CO
𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖.
Porn Star | Lucy Fleur, https://lucy-fleur.com/
Punk Rock Queen | Denver, CO
𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖.
I've never seen anyone attempt to hostage take something of such non-existent value lol, maybe he'll threaten to imprison beloved cultural icon Bill Cosby next
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
Trump threatens Justice Department probe into Epstein-Clinton relationship
He also demanded investigation into Larry Summers and Reid Hoffman.
www.axios.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've never seen anyone attempt to hostage take something of such non-existent value lol, maybe he'll threaten to imprison beloved cultural icon Bill Cosby next
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
Pretty amusing that at some point our caveman brains were like "PUT THE BALL THROUGH THE HOOP MOTHERFUCKER" and we invented a thing destined to dominate entire continents of time
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pretty amusing that at some point our caveman brains were like "PUT THE BALL THROUGH THE HOOP MOTHERFUCKER" and we invented a thing destined to dominate entire continents of time
I ofc refer to the Zoot Suit Riots of 1923, one of the darkest days in American domestic policy 😔
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I ofc refer to the Zoot Suit Riots of 1923, one of the darkest days in American domestic policy 😔
Waddya mean the magic beans I bought didnt work!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Waddya mean the magic beans I bought didnt work!!!
Lol I dont give a fuck
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Lol I dont give a fuck
Bronco ponies win neighghgh
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bronco ponies win neighghgh
Nancy Mace pretending to be one of the boys, attempting to run their playbook, and then being shocked when they turn around and let her choke has to be one of the funniest moments in lady politics this year
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nancy Mace pretending to be one of the boys, attempting to run their playbook, and then being shocked when they turn around and let her choke has to be one of the funniest moments in lady politics this year
Wow something kind of good happened in this country for once
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Wow something kind of good happened in this country for once
Bruh wtf is this economy
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bruh wtf is this economy
Imma be a pumpkin for Halloween :v
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Imma be a pumpkin for Halloween :v
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
youtu.be/A4zFTZ216Fg?...
youtu.be/A4zFTZ216Fg?...
who's laughing now
YouTube video by Karak Nul
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
youtu.be/A4zFTZ216Fg?...
youtu.be/A4zFTZ216Fg?...
Spooky month is my favorite month
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Spooky month is my favorite month
NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOOOOOR YOOOOOU
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOOOOOR YOOOOOU
Theres nothing good about the state of the world right now, but Im more than happy to take solace in there being slightly less genocide in the world today, thats arguably a good thing
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Theres nothing good about the state of the world right now, but Im more than happy to take solace in there being slightly less genocide in the world today, thats arguably a good thing
Have a lovely week : )
September 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Have a lovely week : )
Happy Eefs Day
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy Eefs Day
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
Unpopular opinion, H1-B visas should never have been allowed to exist, the fact there are kids graduating from STEM fields going without jobs is more than enough evidence that America lacking qualified applicants is a complete lie, its a dirty tactic used by tech bros to disempower their employees
September 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Unpopular opinion, H1-B visas should never have been allowed to exist, the fact there are kids graduating from STEM fields going without jobs is more than enough evidence that America lacking qualified applicants is a complete lie, its a dirty tactic used by tech bros to disempower their employees
"Have you considered switching to Edge" says Microsoft CEO
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Do Not Use Google Chrome On Your PC, Microsoft Warns
Microsoft issues new attack on Google Chrome — what to know.
www.forbes.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Have you considered switching to Edge" says Microsoft CEO
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Hope you all followed ideal opsec lol
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hope you all followed ideal opsec lol
Imma start telling people the shooter was really into Windows 11 and .NET apps whenever gun violence happens
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Imma start telling people the shooter was really into Windows 11 and .NET apps whenever gun violence happens
*notices news conference*
OwO what's this???
OwO what's this???
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*notices news conference*
OwO what's this???
OwO what's this???
If I post "Charlie Kirk did WTC" does that count as me mocking Charlie or 9/11 asking for a friend
September 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If I post "Charlie Kirk did WTC" does that count as me mocking Charlie or 9/11 asking for a friend
Meanwhile in England,
"Oi me m8 the barrister of hedgewicks been nicked in the jollywobbers by a 2 gram blade the daft cunt innit'
"Oi me m8 the barrister of hedgewicks been nicked in the jollywobbers by a 2 gram blade the daft cunt innit'
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Meanwhile in England,
"Oi me m8 the barrister of hedgewicks been nicked in the jollywobbers by a 2 gram blade the daft cunt innit'
"Oi me m8 the barrister of hedgewicks been nicked in the jollywobbers by a 2 gram blade the daft cunt innit'