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Hacker | RustleLeague, #bantown, SnuggleNets
Porn Star | Lucy Fleur, https://lucy-fleur.com/
Punk Rock Queen | Denver, CO
𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖.
Pinned
*shovels german food into my maw*
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Wowzerooni
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Inside you there are two Denjis
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Jokes on you stressful world, no one can invade the Denver Broncos 🐴
January 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Whenever I feel overwhelmed by the state of the world like I do today, I just run, I run until every neuron in my brain can no longer care about anything except being tired and it quiets my brain if only for just a little bit of time
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The US government is trying to get away with murdering its own citizens
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Guess its time to actually go back to doing things
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Broncos number 1 baby 🐎
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I am proudly announcing today that we've seized Princess Peach, following a daring raid of the toadstool kingdom, shortly before conducting targeted strikes against all shy guys and hostile goombas in the area
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Supreme Court just smacked down the deployment of the National Guard to Chicago, today is just the gift that keeps on giving 🤭
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You know its over when TMZ is reporting the president is accused of child sex crimes
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hope Jacksonville is hit by a hurricane tbh
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A crimbus lights #christmas
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If this years superbowl ends up being Broncos vs Seahawks im gonna personally burn down Seattle if Denver loses
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Broncos to the superbowl
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Nicki Minaj proving everyone who called her a dumb bitch was right lol
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It snowed!
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Learning is fucking boring" - Sailor Moon
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Chiefs btfo get rekt
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I've never seen anyone attempt to hostage take something of such non-existent value lol, maybe he'll threaten to imprison beloved cultural icon Bill Cosby next
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
Trump threatens Justice Department probe into Epstein-Clinton relationship
He also demanded investigation into Larry Summers and Reid Hoffman.
www.axios.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pretty amusing that at some point our caveman brains were like "PUT THE BALL THROUGH THE HOOP MOTHERFUCKER" and we invented a thing destined to dominate entire continents of time
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Waddya mean the magic beans I bought didnt work!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Lol I dont give a fuck
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM