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Hideous Shambles
@phlegm47.bsky.social
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Reply guy, he/him

Tiptoeing around their grievances as the world dissolves
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I feel this guy covered this ground first
The King of All Cosmos, from the Katamari Damacy series on various consoles and PC. He is legendarily egomaniacal and frequently breaks 1. All the stars in the sky 2. The barriers between time and dimensions
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A vampire that's not Dracula
Lance Henriksen in "Near Dark" (1987)
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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A rather badly realised promo image from "V: The Final Battle", featuring three of the main cast played by Marc Singer, Jane Badler, and Thatguy Genericson.
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Mandatory Indiana Jones reference
August 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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*taps the sharp knees meme*
An ancient meme from the dawn of the internet featuring a headshot of a heroically "average" looking gentleman adorning a screenshot of a partially-typed comment from "studman69" into the Fark.com website saying: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar-"
July 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Almost all driving games are shit due to rubber banding being a coward's mechanic, so exclude them all from the list
The box art for fictitious Nintendo 3DS game "Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus" by Crogus software.
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Two weeks, he said
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The cat's even prettier!
A lady black & white (tuxedo) cat, in a grassy yard.
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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A poster for the TV show "From", with a resolute-looking Harold Perrineau pictured along with a collage of thematic elements such as "unsettling lumpy brow dude", "bottles hanging from branches with twine" and "scary looking crow on a branch, and somehow also a goat". A picture of a diner with the helpful sign "DINER" frames the bottom right corner.
March 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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My dad (and by extension, me) had a Compaq Portable III which was an all in one, but it had an orange gas plasma screen instead of green so it's not your guy. It's still cool though.
An ancient Compaq Portable III computer, screen afire with unreadable text.
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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This isn't a sign, but if it were, I'd tap it
A meme of Star Trek: The Animated Series, in which Bones comforts Sulu who is collapsed stricken on a grassy clearing on a strange planet. Bones says: "His dick fell off because a woman wrote words on the internet".
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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A four-panel comic. 1st panel: A throng of judgemental grey people are looking down on a small group of red people, saying "you do not fit in here". 2nd panel: The red people are now inside their own self-contained box, saying "okay we will make our own place". 3rd panel: The judgemental grey people approach the box, saying "why are you excluding us", the red people say "oh no". 4th panel: The grey people have squeezed uncomfortably into the same box as the red people, and are now saying "you do not fit in here".
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Glorious cat lineup. Here's our alarmingly photogenic barn cat, Ferris Mewler. Lives in harmony with our chickens but will occasionally box them with her paws if they get too curious
A black and white "tuxedo" cat balancing on the middle segment of a mossy wooden fence, the morning sun dazzling in the background
November 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM