Hideous Shambles
phlegm47.bsky.social
Hideous Shambles
@phlegm47.bsky.social
Reply guy, he/him

Tiptoeing around their grievances as the world dissolves
To go all computer gamey, the overheard Orc chatter in Shadow of Mordor is the same kind of "I just love being evil!" commentary
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
surprise! It's the Global Homogeneity and Exclusion report this year
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
without a change window? outages may occur
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Gotta capitulate to those dangers in advance of the real dangers later (that we will also capitulate to)
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Secretary of Wa...nk
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Would you instead fight his boss for 50

What are the tier pricings for each successive boss
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
you gotta buy bulk that's where the savings are

i got six kidneys now
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Napster era was filled with lofty principled justifications that were plainly pish

Then when billionaires are backing AI to steal the same stuff and re-generate it only worse, oh it's fine now because it's companies! They're doing 'research'!
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
the centrists have no chin yet they must stroke it

the alternative to leaders like Mamdani is waiting for the millionaire and billionaire oppressors to die of old age and hope their kids are nicer - NAW
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
My playlist is awash with lady-led musicians for just this reason lest I have to remove another Arcade Fire-tier act from my world

Oh and fuck Queens of the Stone Age for samesies
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Everyone was looking forward to getting paid for picking up a bag of sugar, with all that 140% and 180% (and even 300%!) price reduction business
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
DEI was just a misspelling after all
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Is a couple weeks worth of assorted clips enough for them to Weekend at Bernie's him long enough to split a few billion between their associates
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
RSI is always a risk
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh laws exist now? That's nice if perplexingly situational
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hiss it like Tom Waits or no deal
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
One weird trick for getting free food
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM