phlebotanist | alex
@phlebotanist.bsky.social
alex (they/he)
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
thinking about her
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
thinking about her
singular turtle spotted at the park
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
singular turtle spotted at the park
organizing files and came across some old transcription work from university. i can't believe this was a thing i knew how to do once?? and translate??? missing looking at old books on this friday morning
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
organizing files and came across some old transcription work from university. i can't believe this was a thing i knew how to do once?? and translate??? missing looking at old books on this friday morning
it's my 30th birthday today and this sticker Siobhán got me is the exact energy i want to manifest for my 30s!!!
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it's my 30th birthday today and this sticker Siobhán got me is the exact energy i want to manifest for my 30s!!!
of all the things in my bag that could have been inspected by airport security, this little tree house for house plants i got at hortus botanicus was highly suspicious to schiphol airport security and was swabbed for chemicals lol
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
of all the things in my bag that could have been inspected by airport security, this little tree house for house plants i got at hortus botanicus was highly suspicious to schiphol airport security and was swabbed for chemicals lol
thank you i couldn't see it until you made the face!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
thank you i couldn't see it until you made the face!!!!
home, had shower, ate pizza, now sleep forever!!!! thank u for following along on this journey
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
home, had shower, ate pizza, now sleep forever!!!! thank u for following along on this journey
at our gate getting ready to face the ~24 hours of travel we have ahead of us
October 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
at our gate getting ready to face the ~24 hours of travel we have ahead of us
i've been bookfluenced!!! but also this looks really interesting and i needed an audiobook for the flight home
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i've been bookfluenced!!! but also this looks really interesting and i needed an audiobook for the flight home
despite my grumbling at times it was so sweet and special to see my stepsister get married to her partner of 12 years. they're both amazingly kind and thoughtful people and they put together an unforgettable event
October 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
despite my grumbling at times it was so sweet and special to see my stepsister get married to her partner of 12 years. they're both amazingly kind and thoughtful people and they put together an unforgettable event
the wedding was gorgeous and i cried during the vows! i love love!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the wedding was gorgeous and i cried during the vows! i love love!!!!
we had the entire pool to ourselves!!!
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
we had the entire pool to ourselves!!!
update: we pushed the beds together easily (even though we were told repeatedly they couldn't be??) and the view from our room is gorgeous
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
update: we pushed the beds together easily (even though we were told repeatedly they couldn't be??) and the view from our room is gorgeous
y'all this meal was SO good
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
y'all this meal was SO good
accidentally brought the BC weather to Germany with us
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
accidentally brought the BC weather to Germany with us
A very nice day visiting Burg Rheinfels!
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A very nice day visiting Burg Rheinfels!
after about 20 hours of travel we got to bingen yesterday!
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
after about 20 hours of travel we got to bingen yesterday!
he looked in its eyes that day he found it in the garbage....and it called to him....
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
he looked in its eyes that day he found it in the garbage....and it called to him....
my wife grew this from a cutting we took last fall and it's so prettyyyyy. wild that this was once a stick chopped from a bush and now it's a whole plant!!!
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my wife grew this from a cutting we took last fall and it's so prettyyyyy. wild that this was once a stick chopped from a bush and now it's a whole plant!!!
this looks like a hostage situation
September 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
this looks like a hostage situation