phlebotanist
@phlebotanist.bsky.social
alex (they/he)
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
✨️gay, trans, tired✨️
mostly here for hmj chat 🌛
does anyone in hmj chat have SAD lamp recommendations? looking for something inexpensive ideally!
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
does anyone in hmj chat have SAD lamp recommendations? looking for something inexpensive ideally!
the crows left a stinky dead rat carcass on our railing and this was NOT what i was hoping for as crow gifts
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the crows left a stinky dead rat carcass on our railing and this was NOT what i was hoping for as crow gifts
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
saw a green cybertruck last night and as i was approaching i genuinely thought it was a dumpster!!!
can't believe i haven't been yelling about the new jay som album since it's almost exclusively what i've been listening to for a month but y'all...NEW JAY SOM ALBUM IS VERY GOOD GO LISTEN TO IT thank u
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
can't believe i haven't been yelling about the new jay som album since it's almost exclusively what i've been listening to for a month but y'all...NEW JAY SOM ALBUM IS VERY GOOD GO LISTEN TO IT thank u
carrying so much trauma from my experiences at this job (not even counting the transphobia) and yet i still feel like a failure for quitting!!!! make that make any sense!!!! it doesn't!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
carrying so much trauma from my experiences at this job (not even counting the transphobia) and yet i still feel like a failure for quitting!!!! make that make any sense!!!! it doesn't!!!!
current brain state: my job gives me horrible anxiety so i should quit but the idea of quitting gives me horrible anxiety so i won't quit but thinking of returning to work gives me horrible anxiety so maybe i should quit but thinking about quitting makes me anxious so maybe....
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
current brain state: my job gives me horrible anxiety so i should quit but the idea of quitting gives me horrible anxiety so i won't quit but thinking of returning to work gives me horrible anxiety so maybe i should quit but thinking about quitting makes me anxious so maybe....
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spending time with close friends who know you and get you is such a delight and a privilege!! had some besties over last night and wow I LOVE MY FRIENDS
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
spending time with close friends who know you and get you is such a delight and a privilege!! had some besties over last night and wow I LOVE MY FRIENDS
thinking about her
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
thinking about her
FINALLY got the email to book my flu/covid shots
October 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
FINALLY got the email to book my flu/covid shots
grey day sad brain convinced everyone hates me!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
grey day sad brain convinced everyone hates me!!!!
singular turtle spotted at the park
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
singular turtle spotted at the park
organizing files and came across some old transcription work from university. i can't believe this was a thing i knew how to do once?? and translate??? missing looking at old books on this friday morning
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
organizing files and came across some old transcription work from university. i can't believe this was a thing i knew how to do once?? and translate??? missing looking at old books on this friday morning
emailed our landlords to ask if they'll let us get a dog 😬🤞
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
emailed our landlords to ask if they'll let us get a dog 😬🤞
thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday!!! feeling very loved, very thirty, flirty, and thriving ❤️
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday!!! feeling very loved, very thirty, flirty, and thriving ❤️
it's my 30th birthday today and this sticker Siobhán got me is the exact energy i want to manifest for my 30s!!!
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it's my 30th birthday today and this sticker Siobhán got me is the exact energy i want to manifest for my 30s!!!
love opening bluesky and seeing all the gays in my phone opening boxes with weird little guys in them and we all get to oooh/booo together over which weird little guy it is :')
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
love opening bluesky and seeing all the gays in my phone opening boxes with weird little guys in them and we all get to oooh/booo together over which weird little guy it is :')
my work doesn't provide a gender neutral bathroom for staff, myself and other trans coworkers get misgendered constantly, and they just booked my fave trans writer for staff day "to celebrate the strength and bravery it takes to live real life as a trans person" 🙃 the cognitive dissonance is real
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
my work doesn't provide a gender neutral bathroom for staff, myself and other trans coworkers get misgendered constantly, and they just booked my fave trans writer for staff day "to celebrate the strength and bravery it takes to live real life as a trans person" 🙃 the cognitive dissonance is real
of all the things in my bag that could have been inspected by airport security, this little tree house for house plants i got at hortus botanicus was highly suspicious to schiphol airport security and was swabbed for chemicals lol
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
of all the things in my bag that could have been inspected by airport security, this little tree house for house plants i got at hortus botanicus was highly suspicious to schiphol airport security and was swabbed for chemicals lol
the cord for my heated blanket is the perfect length to reach the outdoor couch from the plug in the kitchen. sucking in the fresh air like a sick victorian child in optimal coziness!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the cord for my heated blanket is the perfect length to reach the outdoor couch from the plug in the kitchen. sucking in the fresh air like a sick victorian child in optimal coziness!!
i'm sick and feel like garbage and i'm mad about it!!!
October 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm sick and feel like garbage and i'm mad about it!!!
sitting on the porch listening to the birds and watching wrens dig through the fallen leaves in the garden. it's so nice to be home!!
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
sitting on the porch listening to the birds and watching wrens dig through the fallen leaves in the garden. it's so nice to be home!!
home, had shower, ate pizza, now sleep forever!!!! thank u for following along on this journey
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
home, had shower, ate pizza, now sleep forever!!!! thank u for following along on this journey
nap cab in frankfurt airport give me strength
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
nap cab in frankfurt airport give me strength