philippe iujvidin
@philyuck.bsky.social
Writer for tv (television).
Please I must know if I can use the trump phone on the SmartLess network, this is important
June 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Please I must know if I can use the trump phone on the SmartLess network, this is important
Ok kids time to brush your teeth. And make sure you get toothpaste on every surface of the bathroom. Good job guys!
May 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok kids time to brush your teeth. And make sure you get toothpaste on every surface of the bathroom. Good job guys!
Do NOT put ketchup on the new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Do NOT put ketchup on the new pope.
I’m almost sure the cabin from the end of Havoc is the same set from the opening of the pilot of The Studio. Someone please confirm.
April 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m almost sure the cabin from the end of Havoc is the same set from the opening of the pilot of The Studio. Someone please confirm.
Imagine JD Vance is the last person you see before you die.
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Imagine JD Vance is the last person you see before you die.
I like those videos that are like “wife wanted Taco Bell but we got Taco Bell at home” and then a dude in a hat spends 30 mins and $40 making some soggy bullshit.
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I like those videos that are like “wife wanted Taco Bell but we got Taco Bell at home” and then a dude in a hat spends 30 mins and $40 making some soggy bullshit.
Kids are so funny when they’re upset. My 7 year old is angrily ripping his pants off and yelling “when I get angry I get mad!”
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kids are so funny when they’re upset. My 7 year old is angrily ripping his pants off and yelling “when I get angry I get mad!”
I wish I had the confidence of the dip guy at the farmers market.
February 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I wish I had the confidence of the dip guy at the farmers market.
Say what you will about the guy, but at least he looks like a melted candle
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell says he won't seek re-election in 2026, ending a 40-year Senate career. nbcnews.to/4i5uZ9p
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Say what you will about the guy, but at least he looks like a melted candle
Can’t wait for an 8-episode Prime series called BOND where nothing happens for 7 episodes and then the season ends with him ordering a martini.
February 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can’t wait for an 8-episode Prime series called BOND where nothing happens for 7 episodes and then the season ends with him ordering a martini.
Ah, the holiday where we send our children to school with 24 small bags of plastic trash to give to their friends.
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ah, the holiday where we send our children to school with 24 small bags of plastic trash to give to their friends.
Are transformers action figures or cars?
February 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Are transformers action figures or cars?
MCU Presidents are also dealing with inflation (like when their bodies become red and inflate)
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
MCU Presidents are also dealing with inflation (like when their bodies become red and inflate)
For sale: baby sloes. Keyboard missing letters.
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For sale: baby sloes. Keyboard missing letters.
Every teen you see wearing giant headphones is listening to Marc Maron.
January 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every teen you see wearing giant headphones is listening to Marc Maron.
I didn’t expect this book about a theoretical nuclear war to be so uplifting.
January 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I didn’t expect this book about a theoretical nuclear war to be so uplifting.
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
My wife doesn’t seem to think it’s funny when I call her my girlfriend.
January 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My wife doesn’t seem to think it’s funny when I call her my girlfriend.
Nothing my parents have ever said has made me feel prouder than when the Costco guy said “whoa” when he saw the 4-pack of AC filters I found for $8.
January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nothing my parents have ever said has made me feel prouder than when the Costco guy said “whoa” when he saw the 4-pack of AC filters I found for $8.
Most people don’t know this but Jean Triplehorn actually shortened her name from Jean Hornhornhorn.
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Most people don’t know this but Jean Triplehorn actually shortened her name from Jean Hornhornhorn.
Rent prices are out of control
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Rent prices are out of control
Nosferatu
Nosfera2
Nosf3ratu
Nos4atu
No5feratu
Nosferatu & Wolverine
Nosfera2
Nosf3ratu
Nos4atu
No5feratu
Nosferatu & Wolverine
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Nosferatu
Nosfera2
Nosf3ratu
Nos4atu
No5feratu
Nosferatu & Wolverine
Nosfera2
Nosf3ratu
Nos4atu
No5feratu
Nosferatu & Wolverine
*descends into darkness* mm no thank you
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
*descends into darkness* mm no thank you
My four year old has started calling me a “stupid old man” when he’s mad at me and it’s maybe the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
My four year old has started calling me a “stupid old man” when he’s mad at me and it’s maybe the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.