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A screenshot reading, “Patient has an insulin pimp”. A doctor replied, “We prefer to be called endocrinologists”
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I stayed in this lovely Airbnb in Medellín in 2022. Highly recommended!
December 3, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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@haesicks.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you :)
Street sign showing the intersection of Charizard Lane and Jigglypuff Place
November 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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View on today’s walk — St. Helens, Oregon
November 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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A cake with frosting that says, “FIND THE TOENAIL”. The caption reads, “They said bring dessert and a game to the party”
November 7, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Here’s mine 🙂
Photo of home server with external hard drives and uninterruptible power supply
October 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I self-host Mastodon on a refurbished ThinkCentre m900 I bought for about $130 in 2023. I also use it as a backup/storage/media server (Jellyfin) and it doesn’t break a sweat: about 3 GB RAM and 3% CPU.
Screenshot of a monitoring dashboard showing CPU and memory usage of home server
October 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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A photo of a paper towel with the cinnamon outlines of two slices of bread. The caption reads, “everytime i make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the hiroshima victims and i get a bit sad”
October 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Clothesline cow by Helga Stentzel https://www.helgastentzel.com/
Clothes on a clothesline look like a cow
August 3, 2023 at 11:43 AM
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Uh, we prefer to be called “fun white people”
A stack of boxes in a grocery store labeled “Entertaining Crackers”
July 31, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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A triceratops dinosaur visits a website with the title, “Triceratops in search of Tricerabottoms”
July 29, 2023 at 12:59 PM
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via voquent.com/blog/best-voice-jo… #voiceover #jokes
A voice actor was alone in his booth one night when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil said, “You can win every job you audition for, for the rest of your life. Your clients will offer you endless high-paying jobs, your peers will idolize you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All | ask in exchange are your soul, and those of your wife and children.” The voice actor thought for a moment, then asked, "Would you be willing to accept anything else?” “Too much for your heart to bear?”, asked the Devil. “It's not that”, replied the actor, “I traded them all last year for a Neumann U87!"
July 29, 2023 at 12:38 AM