Phil Touchette
@philtouchette.bsky.social
If you have this #MAGA coded hairstyle, imma look at you sideways. Sorry not sorry. Why y’all gotta look so obvious? Don’t you wanna be stealth when befriending LGBTQIA accessories for plausible deniability? (Well… you aren’t befriending the T.) Even Kristin Chenoweth avoided this hairdon’t AFAIK.
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you have this #MAGA coded hairstyle, imma look at you sideways. Sorry not sorry. Why y’all gotta look so obvious? Don’t you wanna be stealth when befriending LGBTQIA accessories for plausible deniability? (Well… you aren’t befriending the T.) Even Kristin Chenoweth avoided this hairdon’t AFAIK.
Happy 90th Birthday, Dame Julie Andrews!!! 👑 🌂 💐 💃🏼 🎶 🎂 🎉 🎁 #JulieAndrews #DameJulieAndrews #Camelot #MaryPoppins #MyFairLady #VictorVictoria #TheSoundOfMusic
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy 90th Birthday, Dame Julie Andrews!!! 👑 🌂 💐 💃🏼 🎶 🎂 🎉 🎁 #JulieAndrews #DameJulieAndrews #Camelot #MaryPoppins #MyFairLady #VictorVictoria #TheSoundOfMusic
Went to see a 60th anniversary screening of “The Sound of Music” today. Given the times we live in, you can’t help but applaud at the following moments. More of this energy, please. #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #ChristopherPlummer #GeorgVonTrapp #ErnestLehman #RobertWise #RodgersAndHammerstein
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Went to see a 60th anniversary screening of “The Sound of Music” today. Given the times we live in, you can’t help but applaud at the following moments. More of this energy, please. #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #ChristopherPlummer #GeorgVonTrapp #ErnestLehman #RobertWise #RodgersAndHammerstein
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I know that someone’s gonna find it attractive but being clean shaven makes me feel terribly unattractive. Be glad if you can grow a full, thick, masculine beard in practically no time. Genetics fucking hosed me.
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know that someone’s gonna find it attractive but being clean shaven makes me feel terribly unattractive. Be glad if you can grow a full, thick, masculine beard in practically no time. Genetics fucking hosed me.
Ok so Scotland isn’t exactly Austria but its green countryside sure did make me wanna twirl like Julie Andrews. Just call me Fergus Von Edinburgh! #Scotland #Austria #Österreich #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #JulieAndrews #MariaVonTrapp #RodgersAndHammerstein
June 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ok so Scotland isn’t exactly Austria but its green countryside sure did make me wanna twirl like Julie Andrews. Just call me Fergus Von Edinburgh! #Scotland #Austria #Österreich #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #JulieAndrews #MariaVonTrapp #RodgersAndHammerstein
Selfies from my recent trip to #London and #Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴 🏴 #meninkilts #kilt #kiltedmen #scotsman #bonnielads #northberwickscotland #northberwick #edinburgh #edinburghscotland #harristweed #harristweedcap #buckinghampalace #england
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Selfies from my recent trip to #London and #Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴 🏴 #meninkilts #kilt #kiltedmen #scotsman #bonnielads #northberwickscotland #northberwick #edinburgh #edinburghscotland #harristweed #harristweedcap #buckinghampalace #england
If you have to mail a federal tax check to line the pockets of stupid Elon Musk and his stupid teenage underlings, at least have some fun with it and get yourself some nice stamps. #BettyWhite #NationalTreasure
April 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you have to mail a federal tax check to line the pockets of stupid Elon Musk and his stupid teenage underlings, at least have some fun with it and get yourself some nice stamps. #BettyWhite #NationalTreasure
Aaaaaand the supertitling for #UnionAvenueOpera begins. Season 31 will be here before we know it! unionavenueopera.org #MyFairLady #Josephine #IPagliacci #Salome #AlanJayLerner #FrederickLoewe #TomCipullo #RuggeroLeoncavallo #RichardStrauss #opera
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Aaaaaand the supertitling for #UnionAvenueOpera begins. Season 31 will be here before we know it! unionavenueopera.org #MyFairLady #Josephine #IPagliacci #Salome #AlanJayLerner #FrederickLoewe #TomCipullo #RuggeroLeoncavallo #RichardStrauss #opera
60 years ago, one of my most cherished films made its debut in theaters. #TheSoundOfMusic gives me all the good feelings, and now more than ever we need them. 🎶🏔️🇦🇹 #JulieAndrews #ChristopherPlummer #RobertWise #SalzburgAustria #Flibertigibbet
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
60 years ago, one of my most cherished films made its debut in theaters. #TheSoundOfMusic gives me all the good feelings, and now more than ever we need them. 🎶🏔️🇦🇹 #JulieAndrews #ChristopherPlummer #RobertWise #SalzburgAustria #Flibertigibbet
I mean, come on. That’s the look of “I don’t want to speak to your manager…I want to speak your CEO. I’m getting you fired!”
February 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I mean, come on. That’s the look of “I don’t want to speak to your manager…I want to speak your CEO. I’m getting you fired!”
MO-2 was recently gerrymandered to cover most of my town, Maplewood. I am now represented by Rep. Ann Wagner, who would fit right in as an Aufseherin at Buchenwald. I don’t even bother to call her office because I know I’m outnumbered by Franklin County and she doesn’t have to listen to me.
February 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
MO-2 was recently gerrymandered to cover most of my town, Maplewood. I am now represented by Rep. Ann Wagner, who would fit right in as an Aufseherin at Buchenwald. I don’t even bother to call her office because I know I’m outnumbered by Franklin County and she doesn’t have to listen to me.
Artsy Fartsy Selfie Time
February 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Artsy Fartsy Selfie Time
I know I’m not the first person to notice it, but I love this directorial choice in “What is this Feeling?” however brief it appears. Saint Galinda, Patroness of the Karens. #WickedMovie #Galinda #JonMChu
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I know I’m not the first person to notice it, but I love this directorial choice in “What is this Feeling?” however brief it appears. Saint Galinda, Patroness of the Karens. #WickedMovie #Galinda #JonMChu
Quote post with pictures of somewhere in the world where you long to return!
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Quote post with pictures of somewhere in the world where you long to return!
If #MGM had done #IntoTheWoods — #StephenSondheim #JamesLapine #BetteDavis #KatharineHepburn #JudyGarland
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#GoldenGirls Dub — #YouShotMyVase #BettyWhite #RueMcClanahan #BeaArthur #EstelleGetty #RoseNylund #BlancheDevereaux #DorothyZbornak #SophiaPetrillo #IdRatherYouShotLester
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Well, I just downloaded all of my #TikTok videos before it goes KER-BLOOEY later this month. My #SoundOfMusic #FräuleinSchweiger Theory video got the most views (212.3 K) of them all. I’ve posted a few other faves in the replies. Enjoy!
January 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well, I just downloaded all of my #TikTok videos before it goes KER-BLOOEY later this month. My #SoundOfMusic #FräuleinSchweiger Theory video got the most views (212.3 K) of them all. I’ve posted a few other faves in the replies. Enjoy!