Phil Touchette
@philtouchette.bsky.social
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Here’s how to call your House rep in support of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Remember, the more representatives that vote yes in the House, the less likely that the Senate tries to block the bill. So get on the horn!
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Remember, the more representatives that vote yes in the House, the less likely that the Senate tries to block the bill. So get on the horn!
(Script in first comment)
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Here’s how to call your House rep in support of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Remember, the more representatives that vote yes in the House, the less likely that the Senate tries to block the bill. So get on the horn!
(Script in first comment)
Remember, the more representatives that vote yes in the House, the less likely that the Senate tries to block the bill. So get on the horn!
(Script in first comment)
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as @trixiemattel.bsky.social’s original upper teeth?
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as @trixiemattel.bsky.social’s original upper teeth?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the carburetor that Sister Margaretta stole from the Nazi car?
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the carburetor that Sister Margaretta stole from the Nazi car?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the swan that ate Becky Leeman?
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the swan that ate Becky Leeman?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re actually wearing a Freida Claxton costume?
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re actually wearing a Freida Claxton costume?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Coco from the Golden Girls’ Pilot episode?
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Coco from the Golden Girls’ Pilot episode?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Connie Rudrud of St. Paul Pork Products?
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Connie Rudrud of St. Paul Pork Products?
If you have this #MAGA coded hairstyle, imma look at you sideways. Sorry not sorry. Why y’all gotta look so obvious? Don’t you wanna be stealth when befriending LGBTQIA accessories for plausible deniability? (Well… you aren’t befriending the T.) Even Kristin Chenoweth avoided this hairdon’t AFAIK.
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you have this #MAGA coded hairstyle, imma look at you sideways. Sorry not sorry. Why y’all gotta look so obvious? Don’t you wanna be stealth when befriending LGBTQIA accessories for plausible deniability? (Well… you aren’t befriending the T.) Even Kristin Chenoweth avoided this hairdon’t AFAIK.
Happy 90th Birthday, Dame Julie Andrews!!! 👑 🌂 💐 💃🏼 🎶 🎂 🎉 🎁 #JulieAndrews #DameJulieAndrews #Camelot #MaryPoppins #MyFairLady #VictorVictoria #TheSoundOfMusic
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy 90th Birthday, Dame Julie Andrews!!! 👑 🌂 💐 💃🏼 🎶 🎂 🎉 🎁 #JulieAndrews #DameJulieAndrews #Camelot #MaryPoppins #MyFairLady #VictorVictoria #TheSoundOfMusic
Kristin Chenoweth’s recent IG faux pas for which she truly gave neither an apology nor an explanation is bad enough. But can we talk about how inappropriate it is that she’s about to open a musical about an obscenely wealthy woman building her own American Versailles in Florida?
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September 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Kristin Chenoweth’s recent IG faux pas for which she truly gave neither an apology nor an explanation is bad enough. But can we talk about how inappropriate it is that she’s about to open a musical about an obscenely wealthy woman building her own American Versailles in Florida?
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Went to see a 60th anniversary screening of “The Sound of Music” today. Given the times we live in, you can’t help but applaud at the following moments. More of this energy, please. #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #ChristopherPlummer #GeorgVonTrapp #ErnestLehman #RobertWise #RodgersAndHammerstein
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Went to see a 60th anniversary screening of “The Sound of Music” today. Given the times we live in, you can’t help but applaud at the following moments. More of this energy, please. #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #ChristopherPlummer #GeorgVonTrapp #ErnestLehman #RobertWise #RodgersAndHammerstein
September 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How empty is your life to get all up in arms about a logo change at #CrackerBarrel? Unless they get rid of the high-calorie Thanksgiving-scented menu in favor of all healthy options, you will be fine, Cletus!
August 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How empty is your life to get all up in arms about a logo change at #CrackerBarrel? Unless they get rid of the high-calorie Thanksgiving-scented menu in favor of all healthy options, you will be fine, Cletus!
I know that someone’s gonna find it attractive but being clean shaven makes me feel terribly unattractive. Be glad if you can grow a full, thick, masculine beard in practically no time. Genetics fucking hosed me.
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know that someone’s gonna find it attractive but being clean shaven makes me feel terribly unattractive. Be glad if you can grow a full, thick, masculine beard in practically no time. Genetics fucking hosed me.
Ok so Scotland isn’t exactly Austria but its green countryside sure did make me wanna twirl like Julie Andrews. Just call me Fergus Von Edinburgh! #Scotland #Austria #Österreich #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #JulieAndrews #MariaVonTrapp #RodgersAndHammerstein
June 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ok so Scotland isn’t exactly Austria but its green countryside sure did make me wanna twirl like Julie Andrews. Just call me Fergus Von Edinburgh! #Scotland #Austria #Österreich #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #JulieAndrews #MariaVonTrapp #RodgersAndHammerstein
Selfies from my recent trip to #London and #Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴 🏴 #meninkilts #kilt #kiltedmen #scotsman #bonnielads #northberwickscotland #northberwick #edinburgh #edinburghscotland #harristweed #harristweedcap #buckinghampalace #england
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Selfies from my recent trip to #London and #Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴 🏴 #meninkilts #kilt #kiltedmen #scotsman #bonnielads #northberwickscotland #northberwick #edinburgh #edinburghscotland #harristweed #harristweedcap #buckinghampalace #england
If old age hadn’t killed #StephenSondheim, listening to the queens on #RupaulsDragRace reciting the lyrics of their bitch-tracks certainly would have!
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If old age hadn’t killed #StephenSondheim, listening to the queens on #RupaulsDragRace reciting the lyrics of their bitch-tracks certainly would have!
If you have to mail a federal tax check to line the pockets of stupid Elon Musk and his stupid teenage underlings, at least have some fun with it and get yourself some nice stamps. #BettyWhite #NationalTreasure
April 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you have to mail a federal tax check to line the pockets of stupid Elon Musk and his stupid teenage underlings, at least have some fun with it and get yourself some nice stamps. #BettyWhite #NationalTreasure
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"Don't speak, Hilary. Just. Go."
Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn) rids herself of the poisonous Hilary St. George (Virginia Christine) in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn) rids herself of the poisonous Hilary St. George (Virginia Christine) in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
March 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Don't speak, Hilary. Just. Go."
Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn) rids herself of the poisonous Hilary St. George (Virginia Christine) in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn) rids herself of the poisonous Hilary St. George (Virginia Christine) in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
Aaaaaand the supertitling for #UnionAvenueOpera begins. Season 31 will be here before we know it! unionavenueopera.org #MyFairLady #Josephine #IPagliacci #Salome #AlanJayLerner #FrederickLoewe #TomCipullo #RuggeroLeoncavallo #RichardStrauss #opera
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Aaaaaand the supertitling for #UnionAvenueOpera begins. Season 31 will be here before we know it! unionavenueopera.org #MyFairLady #Josephine #IPagliacci #Salome #AlanJayLerner #FrederickLoewe #TomCipullo #RuggeroLeoncavallo #RichardStrauss #opera
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