Phil Mills
@philthegr81.bsky.social
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Phil Mills
@philthegr81.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Gamergate slithered so MAGA could waddle.
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June 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Me seeing JD Vance leaving the Vatican or a football trophy presentation or a Rooms 2 Go
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car looking out the window ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car looking out the window ..
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April 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me seeing JD Vance leaving the Vatican or a football trophy presentation or a Rooms 2 Go
Hopefully this isn't too late for some of y'all, but I noticed before filing that TurboTax miscalculated my AGI by $4k.
Because of this, they said I owed $800 federally.
Doing it by hand... $27.
Double-triple-check their math.
Because of this, they said I owed $800 federally.
Doing it by hand... $27.
Double-triple-check their math.
April 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hopefully this isn't too late for some of y'all, but I noticed before filing that TurboTax miscalculated my AGI by $4k.
Because of this, they said I owed $800 federally.
Doing it by hand... $27.
Double-triple-check their math.
Because of this, they said I owed $800 federally.
Doing it by hand... $27.
Double-triple-check their math.
I feel like, at this point, any of us with a 401k should be allowed to withdraw it all, minus any tax due, with no penalty, rather than keep it in there to wither away due to uncertainty and market manipulation.
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I feel like, at this point, any of us with a 401k should be allowed to withdraw it all, minus any tax due, with no penalty, rather than keep it in there to wither away due to uncertainty and market manipulation.
Announces huge tariffs.
Market collapses.
Tweets that it's "a great time to buy stocks".
Recinds some tariffs.
Market rebounds.
How is this not manipulation? ELI5, if you have to.
Market collapses.
Tweets that it's "a great time to buy stocks".
Recinds some tariffs.
Market rebounds.
How is this not manipulation? ELI5, if you have to.
April 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Announces huge tariffs.
Market collapses.
Tweets that it's "a great time to buy stocks".
Recinds some tariffs.
Market rebounds.
How is this not manipulation? ELI5, if you have to.
Market collapses.
Tweets that it's "a great time to buy stocks".
Recinds some tariffs.
Market rebounds.
How is this not manipulation? ELI5, if you have to.
Seeing Al Franken play a Senator on “The Residence” makes me a li’l bit sad.
April 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Seeing Al Franken play a Senator on “The Residence” makes me a li’l bit sad.
To recap:
We’re very dependent on importing resources from other countries, so we made imports more expensive.
Meanwhile, other countries enact retaliatory tariffs to discourage buying our goods, that they’ll now get from other, less hostile countries.
So we’re gonna pay more and earn less? 👍👌🇺🇸
We’re very dependent on importing resources from other countries, so we made imports more expensive.
Meanwhile, other countries enact retaliatory tariffs to discourage buying our goods, that they’ll now get from other, less hostile countries.
So we’re gonna pay more and earn less? 👍👌🇺🇸
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
To recap:
We’re very dependent on importing resources from other countries, so we made imports more expensive.
Meanwhile, other countries enact retaliatory tariffs to discourage buying our goods, that they’ll now get from other, less hostile countries.
So we’re gonna pay more and earn less? 👍👌🇺🇸
We’re very dependent on importing resources from other countries, so we made imports more expensive.
Meanwhile, other countries enact retaliatory tariffs to discourage buying our goods, that they’ll now get from other, less hostile countries.
So we’re gonna pay more and earn less? 👍👌🇺🇸
OMG AND HE STILL LOST!
Leon: *getting heckled* "Oh look, the group bought and paid for by George Soros has shown up!"
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
OMG AND HE STILL LOST!
I don't think I like Apple Music's algorithm. Just finished listening to STP's Tiny Music, and the next 3 songs it played were "The Day I Tried to Live" by Soundgarden, "Would?" by Alice in Chains... and "Why Can't This Be Love?" by Van Hagar.
I can only think of one connecting thread there... 💀
I can only think of one connecting thread there... 💀
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don't think I like Apple Music's algorithm. Just finished listening to STP's Tiny Music, and the next 3 songs it played were "The Day I Tried to Live" by Soundgarden, "Would?" by Alice in Chains... and "Why Can't This Be Love?" by Van Hagar.
I can only think of one connecting thread there... 💀
I can only think of one connecting thread there... 💀
Seeing Pearl Jam for the first time in a month. Truly haven't seriously listened to anything by them since Yield, but those first five albums are integral to my teen years. Anyone have a good "later years" playlist?
March 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seeing Pearl Jam for the first time in a month. Truly haven't seriously listened to anything by them since Yield, but those first five albums are integral to my teen years. Anyone have a good "later years" playlist?
Say what you will about George Soros, but I couldn't tell you what he looks like, what he sounds like, any of that.
Meanwhile, I involuntarily know way too much about Elon Musk, from his bitching and moaning about boycotts to his hair plugs to his ketamine addiction and his botched penis surgery.
Meanwhile, I involuntarily know way too much about Elon Musk, from his bitching and moaning about boycotts to his hair plugs to his ketamine addiction and his botched penis surgery.
March 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Say what you will about George Soros, but I couldn't tell you what he looks like, what he sounds like, any of that.
Meanwhile, I involuntarily know way too much about Elon Musk, from his bitching and moaning about boycotts to his hair plugs to his ketamine addiction and his botched penis surgery.
Meanwhile, I involuntarily know way too much about Elon Musk, from his bitching and moaning about boycotts to his hair plugs to his ketamine addiction and his botched penis surgery.
Leon: *getting heckled* "Oh look, the group bought and paid for by George Soros has shown up!"
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Leon: *getting heckled* "Oh look, the group bought and paid for by George Soros has shown up!"
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
Also, Leon: "Here's a million dollars, vote the way I want you to."
Shout out to the ad wizard that realized showing footage of a mobile game being played horribly will make folks wanna download it. 🫡
March 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to the ad wizard that realized showing footage of a mobile game being played horribly will make folks wanna download it. 🫡
Hudson Hawk was a bad movie but I love the premise.
March 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hudson Hawk was a bad movie but I love the premise.
OK, I've been a Braves fan long enough (like, 6 months). Is it cool to pick Ozzie Albies as my favorite player on the team?
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
OK, I've been a Braves fan long enough (like, 6 months). Is it cool to pick Ozzie Albies as my favorite player on the team?
There is a dearth of Sonic Drive-Ins around Atlanta. Growing up, it felt like every decently-sized town in Mississippi had at least one.
Come to think of it, Hardee's are few and far between here as well.
Can't spit without hitting a Waffle House or a Chick-Fil-A, though...
Come to think of it, Hardee's are few and far between here as well.
Can't spit without hitting a Waffle House or a Chick-Fil-A, though...
March 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There is a dearth of Sonic Drive-Ins around Atlanta. Growing up, it felt like every decently-sized town in Mississippi had at least one.
Come to think of it, Hardee's are few and far between here as well.
Can't spit without hitting a Waffle House or a Chick-Fil-A, though...
Come to think of it, Hardee's are few and far between here as well.
Can't spit without hitting a Waffle House or a Chick-Fil-A, though...
If Hegseth hasn't reached for the bottle after this mega-fuckup, then hey, credit where credit's due.
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If Hegseth hasn't reached for the bottle after this mega-fuckup, then hey, credit where credit's due.
I hope they don't bring up Hegseth for questioning. He's just gonna do the scene from A Few Good Men as portrayed by Jim Lahey from "Trailer Park Boys".
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I hope they don't bring up Hegseth for questioning. He's just gonna do the scene from A Few Good Men as portrayed by Jim Lahey from "Trailer Park Boys".
Reposted by Phil Mills
People are now referring to Pete Hegseth as “WHISKILEAKS" and now I'm sad that I didn't think of it first. #WhiskiLeaks
March 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
People are now referring to Pete Hegseth as “WHISKILEAKS" and now I'm sad that I didn't think of it first. #WhiskiLeaks
Has Tulsi Gabbard always had the supervillain grey streak in her hair, or did she get that when switching parties?
March 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Has Tulsi Gabbard always had the supervillain grey streak in her hair, or did she get that when switching parties?
I guess HBO Max doesn't know this is my 3,074th viewing of Awesome Show.
March 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I guess HBO Max doesn't know this is my 3,074th viewing of Awesome Show.
Sing Along with Michael McDonald without Doing the Voice Challenge (Impossible)
March 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sing Along with Michael McDonald without Doing the Voice Challenge (Impossible)
Buying an F-150 to commute to your desk job is gender affirming care.
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Buying an F-150 to commute to your desk job is gender affirming care.
RIP George Foreman. Talk about a man with a tremendous second act. Shoot, third act as well if we’re counting the Grill.
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
RIP George Foreman. Talk about a man with a tremendous second act. Shoot, third act as well if we’re counting the Grill.