Phil's Random Thoughts
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My daughter and I said goodbye to the dinosaurs at the Pacific Science Center today, since after 40 years of what was supposed to be a few years exhibit, they're being retired and removed.
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My daughter and I said goodbye to the dinosaurs at the Pacific Science Center today, since after 40 years of what was supposed to be a few years exhibit, they're being retired and removed.
I helped a friend move a bus partially converted to an RV that they bought, and got to drive something that big for the first time ever today.
I also got to check out this nice ass while driving it.
I also got to check out this nice ass while driving it.
August 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I helped a friend move a bus partially converted to an RV that they bought, and got to drive something that big for the first time ever today.
I also got to check out this nice ass while driving it.
I also got to check out this nice ass while driving it.
Please, please, PLEASE make sure to properly locate your plumbing near the INTERIOR side of the wall, so you don't ruin a carpenter's day in the future.
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Please, please, PLEASE make sure to properly locate your plumbing near the INTERIOR side of the wall, so you don't ruin a carpenter's day in the future.
Sunset from my back deck.
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sunset from my back deck.
Working at a house on a golf course today, and I painted a table for the customer in the yard. I was thinking about the possibility of a golf ball hitting it, and when I went to take the table inside, this was sitting two feet away from it...
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Working at a house on a golf course today, and I painted a table for the customer in the yard. I was thinking about the possibility of a golf ball hitting it, and when I went to take the table inside, this was sitting two feet away from it...
I can't even escape the Trans Agenda at work!!!
June 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can't even escape the Trans Agenda at work!!!
That's the amount of space I got to wiggle through today. Sooooo much fun...
May 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That's the amount of space I got to wiggle through today. Sooooo much fun...
Tinkles wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
May 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Tinkles wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
I feel like the orange messiah's administration will demand this plane be removed for pushing the "trans agenda" and promoting "DEI."
April 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I feel like the orange messiah's administration will demand this plane be removed for pushing the "trans agenda" and promoting "DEI."
Hey, "protest voters," did you achieve your goals of saving the Palestinians? Isn't this so much better than having voted for someone who might not have stopped all arms sales to Israel?
April 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hey, "protest voters," did you achieve your goals of saving the Palestinians? Isn't this so much better than having voted for someone who might not have stopped all arms sales to Israel?
"Buy Murican products to save on tariffs!"
The "American" products:
The "American" products:
April 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Buy Murican products to save on tariffs!"
The "American" products:
The "American" products:
A MAGAt really blamed the current economic crash on...
Bill Clinton!
And a bonus zombie.
Bill Clinton!
And a bonus zombie.
April 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A MAGAt really blamed the current economic crash on...
Bill Clinton!
And a bonus zombie.
Bill Clinton!
And a bonus zombie.
I seem to recall a certain orange idiot demanding that a sitting president be removed if the Dow Jones dropped more than a thousand points in a week...
April 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I seem to recall a certain orange idiot demanding that a sitting president be removed if the Dow Jones dropped more than a thousand points in a week...
Shocking, another straight, whyte, "Christian" orange messiah worshipper is a child rapist!
March 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shocking, another straight, whyte, "Christian" orange messiah worshipper is a child rapist!
MAGAts just can't help themselves from saying the stupidest shit.
March 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
MAGAts just can't help themselves from saying the stupidest shit.
Don't stupid piece of shit MAGAts have anything better to do other than going on social media and repeatedly proving how stupid they really are?
March 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don't stupid piece of shit MAGAts have anything better to do other than going on social media and repeatedly proving how stupid they really are?
THIS is what rich people should be doing with their money.
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
THIS is what rich people should be doing with their money.
At the accesso ShoWare Center watching the Thunderbirds play the Kamloops Blazers so we can see the Pittsburgh Penguins top defenseman prospect Harrison Brunicke.
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
At the accesso ShoWare Center watching the Thunderbirds play the Kamloops Blazers so we can see the Pittsburgh Penguins top defenseman prospect Harrison Brunicke.
Who else spent their Saturday helping someone move?
March 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Who else spent their Saturday helping someone move?
In case you want to know what kind of impact you're having with your donations this month, this is from the woman we're helping this month.
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In case you want to know what kind of impact you're having with your donations this month, this is from the woman we're helping this month.
MAGAts would say I was being Woke at work today, because I was wearing a mask.
February 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
MAGAts would say I was being Woke at work today, because I was wearing a mask.
