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I hate how every press release or internet post from every department of the federal government now reads like an 8 year old wrote it for Fux News.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate how every press release or internet post from every department of the federal government now reads like an 8 year old wrote it for Fux News.
From what I'm seeing, the orange taco went on TV to ramble about how great he is, and how much he hates Joe Brandon. I'm sure that everyone was just thrilled to have their TV shows preempted for that.
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
From what I'm seeing, the orange taco went on TV to ramble about how great he is, and how much he hates Joe Brandon. I'm sure that everyone was just thrilled to have their TV shows preempted for that.
I see the orange taco is planning on boosting his popularity by preempting prime time television with a bullshit speaking engagement where he's going to ramble about unknown shit for an unknown length of time.
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I see the orange taco is planning on boosting his popularity by preempting prime time television with a bullshit speaking engagement where he's going to ramble about unknown shit for an unknown length of time.
So the people in the Taco Administration are fighting with each other and airing the dirty laundry in interviews, while Congress says "fuck you" to affordable healthcare, and the Brown shooter still evades the incredibly incompetent FBI run by Kashless Patty. Gawd bless Murica!
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So the people in the Taco Administration are fighting with each other and airing the dirty laundry in interviews, while Congress says "fuck you" to affordable healthcare, and the Brown shooter still evades the incredibly incompetent FBI run by Kashless Patty. Gawd bless Murica!
I see the current distractions from the Trumpstein files are pretending there was a terrorist plot for NYE (recycling old happenings) and declaring fentanyl a WMD, another favorite RepubliQan false flag crusade.
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I see the current distractions from the Trumpstein files are pretending there was a terrorist plot for NYE (recycling old happenings) and declaring fentanyl a WMD, another favorite RepubliQan false flag crusade.
Chucky Smallface made his money denigrating people who were different than himself, calling for violence, and lying about himself. Rob Reiner made his money producing art that brought smiles to millions and used his position to advocate for those who are marginalized.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Chucky Smallface made his money denigrating people who were different than himself, calling for violence, and lying about himself. Rob Reiner made his money producing art that brought smiles to millions and used his position to advocate for those who are marginalized.
Mass shootings happen DAILY in the US, with tens of thousands of gun deaths per year, but ammosexuals will point to the less than a dozen mass shootings per year in Europe, Japan, Australia, and Canada combined as evidence that sensible gun laws don't work.
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mass shootings happen DAILY in the US, with tens of thousands of gun deaths per year, but ammosexuals will point to the less than a dozen mass shootings per year in Europe, Japan, Australia, and Canada combined as evidence that sensible gun laws don't work.
"Denigrateth thine own kingdom and subjects if thou doth not getteth thine way."- Republicanus 12:10
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Denigrateth thine own kingdom and subjects if thou doth not getteth thine way."- Republicanus 12:10
I see our "antiwar" president has gotten more US military personnel killed in Syria as he prepares to invade Venezuela, and his "peace deals" around the world have completely collapsed, resulting in open war in those countries.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see our "antiwar" president has gotten more US military personnel killed in Syria as he prepares to invade Venezuela, and his "peace deals" around the world have completely collapsed, resulting in open war in those countries.
Yes, Maduro absolutely needs to be removed from power in Venezuela. No, the US shouldn't be acting unilaterally nor attacking any Venezuelan citizens, infrastructure, or shipping.
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes, Maduro absolutely needs to be removed from power in Venezuela. No, the US shouldn't be acting unilaterally nor attacking any Venezuelan citizens, infrastructure, or shipping.
What does it say when every single lower court rules against the Taco Administration, yet the Unsupreme Court almost always sides with the administration, often without even the most cursory explanation?
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What does it say when every single lower court rules against the Taco Administration, yet the Unsupreme Court almost always sides with the administration, often without even the most cursory explanation?
The people who cry about "erasing history" don't care about history, they care about their illusion of history being erased.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The people who cry about "erasing history" don't care about history, they care about their illusion of history being erased.
"Demandeth that other kingdoms createth awards to fete thou with." - Republicanus 12:5
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Demandeth that other kingdoms createth awards to fete thou with." - Republicanus 12:5
Can you imagine the RepubliQan and media uproar if Obama or Biden was awarded a fake trophy and they not only accepted it, but put the medal on themselves?!
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Can you imagine the RepubliQan and media uproar if Obama or Biden was awarded a fake trophy and they not only accepted it, but put the medal on themselves?!
Here at a relatively not busy SeaTac, yet security took forever, because they had one security screener for us common folk.
And I had McDonald's breakfast for the first time since they ended the all day breakfast menu.
And I had McDonald's breakfast for the first time since they ended the all day breakfast menu.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Here at a relatively not busy SeaTac, yet security took forever, because they had one security screener for us common folk.
And I had McDonald's breakfast for the first time since they ended the all day breakfast menu.
And I had McDonald's breakfast for the first time since they ended the all day breakfast menu.
Tomorrow at way too early in the morning, I begin my epic odyssey from 40 ish and rainy Seattle area to under 20 and snowy Minneapolis, before driving down to sunnyish 70 Sarasota, before flying back to the 40s and rain. Let me know if you're between Minneapolis and Florida and want to run into me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Tomorrow at way too early in the morning, I begin my epic odyssey from 40 ish and rainy Seattle area to under 20 and snowy Minneapolis, before driving down to sunnyish 70 Sarasota, before flying back to the 40s and rain. Let me know if you're between Minneapolis and Florida and want to run into me.
Did you see that the FBI framed someone for the Jan 6 pipe bombs in order to distract from the war crimes the Taco Administration is committing?
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Did you see that the FBI framed someone for the Jan 6 pipe bombs in order to distract from the war crimes the Taco Administration is committing?
I just finished Death By Lightning on Netflix, and it was SO good! Excellent casting, great acting, and illuminates the great loss this country suffered when Garfield was assassinated. I highly recommend watching it, if you can.
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I just finished Death By Lightning on Netflix, and it was SO good! Excellent casting, great acting, and illuminates the great loss this country suffered when Garfield was assassinated. I highly recommend watching it, if you can.
In the least shocking news ever, the Inspector General found that Kegseth endangered the lives of military personnel and jeopardized multiple missions when he drunk texted classified military plans to a bunch of random people on unsecured group messages.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In the least shocking news ever, the Inspector General found that Kegseth endangered the lives of military personnel and jeopardized multiple missions when he drunk texted classified military plans to a bunch of random people on unsecured group messages.
The US is failing to observe World AIDS Day this year, and I guess that's because the Taco Administration wants to Make AIDS Great Again.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The US is failing to observe World AIDS Day this year, and I guess that's because the Taco Administration wants to Make AIDS Great Again.
I totally missed that the orange taco said the MRI on his brain found "absolutely nothing" and that presidents going way back to George Washington have all had MRIs on their brains. I mean, I know a scan of his brain would find nothing, and his statement is proof.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I totally missed that the orange taco said the MRI on his brain found "absolutely nothing" and that presidents going way back to George Washington have all had MRIs on their brains. I mean, I know a scan of his brain would find nothing, and his statement is proof.
I love how the Taco Administration is playing hot potato with whom ordered the boats to be blown up, and everyone beneath the orange taco is realizing that they're the ones who are going to be held responsible.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I love how the Taco Administration is playing hot potato with whom ordered the boats to be blown up, and everyone beneath the orange taco is realizing that they're the ones who are going to be held responsible.
Maybe it's just me, but if someone keeps getting MRIs regularly, but has no idea what part of the body the scans are even looking at, I don't believe they're competent enough to be president.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Maybe it's just me, but if someone keeps getting MRIs regularly, but has no idea what part of the body the scans are even looking at, I don't believe they're competent enough to be president.
The MAGAts used to claim to only be opposed to "illegal" immigration, and said that people needed to do it "the right way," but now that the orange taco is attempting to halt legal immigration and asylum, while deporting legal residents, they're cheering it on. It was always only about racism.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The MAGAts used to claim to only be opposed to "illegal" immigration, and said that people needed to do it "the right way," but now that the orange taco is attempting to halt legal immigration and asylum, while deporting legal residents, they're cheering it on. It was always only about racism.
"Condemneth thine kingdom's military heroes to covereth thine shirking of duty and to hideth thine crimes against children of thine nation."- Republicanus 11:25
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Condemneth thine kingdom's military heroes to covereth thine shirking of duty and to hideth thine crimes against children of thine nation."- Republicanus 11:25