PhillyMJS
@phillymjs.bsky.social
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Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Same energy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxgk...
Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
YouTube video by CA AC
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December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Same energy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxgk...
I read this tweet in Sideshow Bob's voice from the jump, so figured I might as well do this:
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I read this tweet in Sideshow Bob's voice from the jump, so figured I might as well do this:
That’d be a start, but bear in mind I need to sleep sometime and keeping track of all of Trump’s fuckery is clearly not a one person job.
a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley
ALT: a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That’d be a start, but bear in mind I need to sleep sometime and keeping track of all of Trump’s fuckery is clearly not a one person job.
“Now, my story begins in dickety-dickety-five. We had to say ‘dickety’ because Trump had stolen our word twenty.’”
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Now, my story begins in dickety-dickety-five. We had to say ‘dickety’ because Trump had stolen our word twenty.’”
“…between Boomers and Gen Z…”
Gen X forgotten yet again.
Gen X forgotten yet again.
a young man in a blue shirt is smoking a cigarette while leaning against a wall .
ALT: a young man in a blue shirt is smoking a cigarette while leaning against a wall .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“…between Boomers and Gen Z…”
Gen X forgotten yet again.
Gen X forgotten yet again.
<sighs heavily, clicks “add photo” button>
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
<sighs heavily, clicks “add photo” button>
TBH I don't want any of these people to go to prison anymore.
The money we'd spend imprisoning them would be much better spent elsewhere. What they're all doing to this country calls for the ultimate price to be paid. If convicted, they need to be made examples of.
The money we'd spend imprisoning them would be much better spent elsewhere. What they're all doing to this country calls for the ultimate price to be paid. If convicted, they need to be made examples of.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
TBH I don't want any of these people to go to prison anymore.
The money we'd spend imprisoning them would be much better spent elsewhere. What they're all doing to this country calls for the ultimate price to be paid. If convicted, they need to be made examples of.
The money we'd spend imprisoning them would be much better spent elsewhere. What they're all doing to this country calls for the ultimate price to be paid. If convicted, they need to be made examples of.
10-1.
But I’d rather see 11-0, if you can swing it.
But I’d rather see 11-0, if you can swing it.
a showtime ad for billions shows an old man talking to another man
ALT: a showtime ad for billions shows an old man talking to another man
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
10-1.
But I’d rather see 11-0, if you can swing it.
But I’d rather see 11-0, if you can swing it.
So what happens to the CA GOP and DoJ’s case against California for their redistricting? Mooted, or proceeding because it’s a blue state and nothing fucking matters anymore?
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So what happens to the CA GOP and DoJ’s case against California for their redistricting? Mooted, or proceeding because it’s a blue state and nothing fucking matters anymore?
Coming home after clubbing in my 20s, I’d strip as soon as I got in the door and— no matter how drunk/tired I was— took a shower before bed to get that stink off my skin and out of my hair.
If I didn’t, I’d wake up with the sheets and pillowcase smelling like a dirty ashtray. 🤮
If I didn’t, I’d wake up with the sheets and pillowcase smelling like a dirty ashtray. 🤮
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Coming home after clubbing in my 20s, I’d strip as soon as I got in the door and— no matter how drunk/tired I was— took a shower before bed to get that stink off my skin and out of my hair.
If I didn’t, I’d wake up with the sheets and pillowcase smelling like a dirty ashtray. 🤮
If I didn’t, I’d wake up with the sheets and pillowcase smelling like a dirty ashtray. 🤮
All this tour will accomplish is show everyone how decrepit he is and increase the chances that when he finally keels over it’ll be on camera.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
All this tour will accomplish is show everyone how decrepit he is and increase the chances that when he finally keels over it’ll be on camera.
He’ll grudgingly take the fall, get sent to a country club like Maxwell is in, and then get as quiet a pardon as possible when Trump is on the way out the door.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He’ll grudgingly take the fall, get sent to a country club like Maxwell is in, and then get as quiet a pardon as possible when Trump is on the way out the door.
It’s a little late to tell them to stop playing footsie, they went full Quentin Tarantino decades ago.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s a little late to tell them to stop playing footsie, they went full Quentin Tarantino decades ago.
The very first self-driving car was indeed bulletproof.
a car with a purple sky in the background is driving down a road
ALT: a car with a purple sky in the background is driving down a road
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The very first self-driving car was indeed bulletproof.
Nobody in their right mind is going to drive those things over here. They’ll end up crushed between two giant, lifted pickups driven by dudes overcompensating for their micro-peens.
a white ram truck is parked on the side of a road
ALT: a white ram truck is parked on the side of a road
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Nobody in their right mind is going to drive those things over here. They’ll end up crushed between two giant, lifted pickups driven by dudes overcompensating for their micro-peens.
Well, that’s half of ‘em. The Grim Reaper is slower than Jake & Elwood at putting the band back together.
☠️ Steve "the Colonel" Cropper
☠️ Donald "Duck" Dunn
👍🏻 Murphy Dunne ("Murph")
👍🏻 Willie "Too Big" Hall
👍🏻 Tom "Bones" Malone
👍🏻 "Blue Lou" Marini
☠️ Matt "Guitar" Murphy
☠️ "Mr. Fabulous" Alan Rubin
☠️ Steve "the Colonel" Cropper
☠️ Donald "Duck" Dunn
👍🏻 Murphy Dunne ("Murph")
👍🏻 Willie "Too Big" Hall
👍🏻 Tom "Bones" Malone
👍🏻 "Blue Lou" Marini
☠️ Matt "Guitar" Murphy
☠️ "Mr. Fabulous" Alan Rubin
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well, that’s half of ‘em. The Grim Reaper is slower than Jake & Elwood at putting the band back together.
☠️ Steve "the Colonel" Cropper
☠️ Donald "Duck" Dunn
👍🏻 Murphy Dunne ("Murph")
👍🏻 Willie "Too Big" Hall
👍🏻 Tom "Bones" Malone
👍🏻 "Blue Lou" Marini
☠️ Matt "Guitar" Murphy
☠️ "Mr. Fabulous" Alan Rubin
☠️ Steve "the Colonel" Cropper
☠️ Donald "Duck" Dunn
👍🏻 Murphy Dunne ("Murph")
👍🏻 Willie "Too Big" Hall
👍🏻 Tom "Bones" Malone
👍🏻 "Blue Lou" Marini
☠️ Matt "Guitar" Murphy
☠️ "Mr. Fabulous" Alan Rubin