PhillyMJS
@phillymjs.bsky.social
🖥 Mac admin • ☢️ Atomic tourist • 📖 Avid reader • 🏃 Less avid runner • 👾 Retro tech fan • 🐦 Parakeet owner • 🗳 Filthy librul • ♂️He/him
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
I read this tweet in Sideshow Bob's voice from the jump, so figured I might as well do this:
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I read this tweet in Sideshow Bob's voice from the jump, so figured I might as well do this:
“Now, my story begins in dickety-dickety-five. We had to say ‘dickety’ because Trump had stolen our word twenty.’”
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Now, my story begins in dickety-dickety-five. We had to say ‘dickety’ because Trump had stolen our word twenty.’”
<sighs heavily, clicks “add photo” button>
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
<sighs heavily, clicks “add photo” button>
Time for Democrats to show up in insane numbers in 2026, and make these Republican asshats sorry they diluted their safe districts!
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Time for Democrats to show up in insane numbers in 2026, and make these Republican asshats sorry they diluted their safe districts!
It’s a little late to tell them to stop playing footsie, they went full Quentin Tarantino decades ago.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s a little late to tell them to stop playing footsie, they went full Quentin Tarantino decades ago.
Not with that attitude!
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not with that attitude!
"...what could trump do, plausibly, that might *boost* his numbers with the public?"
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"...what could trump do, plausibly, that might *boost* his numbers with the public?"
51%-48% with 93% of the vote in, in a district Trump won by 22 points last year? Republicans nationwide are shitting their pants right now. After this, I can't see how any of them would still want to dilute the R vote in any safe red districts to mollify the orange moron.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
51%-48% with 93% of the vote in, in a district Trump won by 22 points last year? Republicans nationwide are shitting their pants right now. After this, I can't see how any of them would still want to dilute the R vote in any safe red districts to mollify the orange moron.
“It’s *good* that you cut SNAP, yanked innocent people off the streets, and blew up boats, Mr. President. It’s *good* that you did that!”
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“It’s *good* that you cut SNAP, yanked innocent people off the streets, and blew up boats, Mr. President. It’s *good* that you did that!”
This year's Hess Truck isn't a truck, it's Russian nesting dolls in the form of a pair of stock cars.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This year's Hess Truck isn't a truck, it's Russian nesting dolls in the form of a pair of stock cars.
My favorite example of circular revenue:
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My favorite example of circular revenue:
MAGA going to Disney at the same time as an LGBTQ event:
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
MAGA going to Disney at the same time as an LGBTQ event:
"...littering and and narco-terrorism."
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"...littering and and narco-terrorism."
Reality: the entire administration is on the naughty list.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reality: the entire administration is on the naughty list.
We’d have seen someone materialize behind him on that escalator in 2015 and…
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We’d have seen someone materialize behind him on that escalator in 2015 and…
I think he’s as close as anyone has ever gotten:
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think he’s as close as anyone has ever gotten:
Interesting story by James Cameron, directed by Kathryn Bigelow, stacked cast, great soundtrack… but bombed so hard it almost killed Bigelow’s career.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Interesting story by James Cameron, directed by Kathryn Bigelow, stacked cast, great soundtrack… but bombed so hard it almost killed Bigelow’s career.
Yep, saw this one in Queens back in early October.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yep, saw this one in Queens back in early October.
I saw WarGames the summer I turned 10, and walked out of the theater obsessed with computers and nuclear war. Got my first computer two years later, now I’m 30+ years into an IT career and spend vacations touring Cold War sites.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I saw WarGames the summer I turned 10, and walked out of the theater obsessed with computers and nuclear war. Got my first computer two years later, now I’m 30+ years into an IT career and spend vacations touring Cold War sites.