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The Original One
@phillnotgator.bsky.social
(I'm 20 apparently)
What are you looking at?
Steamed Hams reference (I've watched too many)

Will spam because I have literally no other outlets for spamming shit
Imagining a DND barbarian that has the Excalibur with the rock still attached
But ironically with the rock it has significantly better stats than the actual fucking swrord so when the actual "chosen one" takes it it's just a dogshit weapon compared to the rest of the party's weapons lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Jesus in the JoJo universe was probably the first hamon user
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Is it like giving a monkey a shower?
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If the defendant really was hiding in this bag, then how did he tie the knot from the outside of the bag?!
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This trump stuff is really funny
(Idk what else to say just enjoy the vid I stole from tik tok)
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I hate work so much.
Not because it's difficult (I mean it is difficult but that's not the reason)

I hate it because I can't mentally connect someone's face and name if they don't stand out
(There's no doubt in my mind that I have face blindness to some degree)
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What what if spamton was the original mike
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hold on I know longer want to play Simpson
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Planning on streaming
Go stalk my twitch or yt if you wanna be there before I post the links when I go live lol
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Agenda hotel is the funniest set of bits ever in my opinion
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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halloween might be over as fuck but that doesnt mean i cant make a witch oc right here right now

#art #artist #oc #originalcharacter #ocart #ocartist #furry #furryart #furryartist #witch #cute
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I should probably go to sleep ive been up since 12 am
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Y'know, I wish I was a little bit taller

And on that note I also wish I was a "baller"
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I love my friends
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Boss signed my beautiful hat
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am a completely serious person
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Nintendo memes that will make you the coolest person in your group chat!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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orca dog offers fish
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Venue organizer: aw fuck, I forgot a setup for that table :[

Random player: FEAR NOT, MORTAL, FOR I HAVE BROUGHT THE ALMIGHTY GABECUBE
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Is it weird that I'm kind of hyped for valves new steam machines?
I mean their new computer looks great
And the fact they're going the quest route and making a mobile vr console
I know they are going to be absurdly expensive but I'll definitely look into it when it comes out lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM