Phillip Carter
@phillipcarter.dev
just a computer boy who likes ML and PL and OpenTelemetry
work: salesforce, past @honeycomb.io and microsoft
play: computers, backpacking, snowboarding, hiking, kayaking
https://phillipcarter.dev/
work: salesforce, past @honeycomb.io and microsoft
play: computers, backpacking, snowboarding, hiking, kayaking
https://phillipcarter.dev/
mahomes and his pals have no idea what’s coming
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
mahomes and his pals have no idea what’s coming
these fools know not what comes for them
Woke 2: Dark Woke
It's gonna be wild
Woke 2: Dark Woke
It's gonna be wild
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
these fools know not what comes for them
Woke 2: Dark Woke
It's gonna be wild
Woke 2: Dark Woke
It's gonna be wild
Phase one is complete. Now for phase two:
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Phase one is complete. Now for phase two:
Finally created my first story on Instagram. It is this picture set to Blur’s Song 2
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Finally created my first story on Instagram. It is this picture set to Blur’s Song 2
Notable here is its human + AI
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Notable here is its human + AI
my child's cheeks after 8 weeks of excellent health and growth
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
my child's cheeks after 8 weeks of excellent health and growth
I occasionally retake this quiz just to see if I am still 100% central coast/socal and I indeed still am
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I occasionally retake this quiz just to see if I am still 100% central coast/socal and I indeed still am
God Tim Heidecker rules
October 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
God Tim Heidecker rules
shout out to donkey haters
October 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
shout out to donkey haters
Had a beautiful kid 18 days ago, deep in the pits of a growth spurt-fueled cluster feed, and I deeply miss and even mourn some of my past life, like the last vacation my wife and I took.
But I also have my priorities straight. Haven't missed a single LinkedIn Game. LinkedIn Gamers always grind.
But I also have my priorities straight. Haven't missed a single LinkedIn Game. LinkedIn Gamers always grind.
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Had a beautiful kid 18 days ago, deep in the pits of a growth spurt-fueled cluster feed, and I deeply miss and even mourn some of my past life, like the last vacation my wife and I took.
But I also have my priorities straight. Haven't missed a single LinkedIn Game. LinkedIn Gamers always grind.
But I also have my priorities straight. Haven't missed a single LinkedIn Game. LinkedIn Gamers always grind.
ahh I have not yet revealed my "messily eating spaghetti at a bucca di beppo" trick on this site, it's really fun to do that + fuck with the teeth
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ahh I have not yet revealed my "messily eating spaghetti at a bucca di beppo" trick on this site, it's really fun to do that + fuck with the teeth
look at these diapers
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
look at these diapers
What kind of joker shit is this pediatrician form
September 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What kind of joker shit is this pediatrician form
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I have many versions of this
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I have many versions of this
no depreciating asset allows for Microsoft to fund a video series like this, I am sorry
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
no depreciating asset allows for Microsoft to fund a video series like this, I am sorry
Not feeling the AGI with this one
August 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not feeling the AGI with this one
FWIW this is what happens if you try that explain with chatgpt today. I sincerely hope they hold the standard they have here and don't cave the some precedent that Meta sets.
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
FWIW this is what happens if you try that explain with chatgpt today. I sincerely hope they hold the standard they have here and don't cave the some precedent that Meta sets.
Somehow this one didn't get wiped from the @honeycomb.io laptop before I bought it after leaving.
@lizthegrey.com and @charity.wtf feel free to use this if you want, although questionable if you'd want to
@lizthegrey.com and @charity.wtf feel free to use this if you want, although questionable if you'd want to
August 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Somehow this one didn't get wiped from the @honeycomb.io laptop before I bought it after leaving.
@lizthegrey.com and @charity.wtf feel free to use this if you want, although questionable if you'd want to
@lizthegrey.com and @charity.wtf feel free to use this if you want, although questionable if you'd want to
I know it's meant for fine-tuning but it is kinda funny doing this
August 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I know it's meant for fine-tuning but it is kinda funny doing this