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Philippe the Peep (peep/peeps)
@philippethepeep.bsky.social
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[under construction] ROY IS HELPING.

Philippe is inscrutable. Philippe loves you. This is fan art; no infringement intended.

Alt-text for some images can get a bit chatty ;)
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philippethepeep.bsky.social
greetings gromit and friends
June 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
good luck to sam!
June 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
HELLO GROMIT. how lovely to see you, too!
June 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
Also note that peeps don't often do much of *anything* in a linear fashion, even (especially) when it comes to experiencing time.
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
To clarify: Joshua's pictures are all jumbled up. The splines have been re-reticulated in a very logical fashion, mostly because Roshelle and/or Roshawn were discreetly helping.
March 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
Yes.
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
thank you! we try.
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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philippethepeep.bsky.social
Why is ChatGPT down? Horatio has been eating the cables.

Horatio: *burp*
Horatio, a small, light blue, scallop-patterned peep, sits in front of a stainless steel serving bowl filled with white USB-C cables. A spaghetti server holds some of the cables as if they were spaghetti. Next to Horatio are a tomato, a jar of dried basil, an onion barely visible behind the serving bowl, and a jar of dried oregano. Horatio has a white napkin arranged as if it's tucked into peeps collar, although we're not sure how exactly because peep does not actually have a collar. Maybe it's quantum.
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
Why is ChatGPT down? Horatio has been eating the cables.

Horatio: *burp*
Horatio, a small, light blue, scallop-patterned peep, sits in front of a stainless steel serving bowl filled with white USB-C cables. A spaghetti server holds some of the cables as if they were spaghetti. Next to Horatio are a tomato, a jar of dried basil, an onion barely visible behind the serving bowl, and a jar of dried oregano. Horatio has a white napkin arranged as if it's tucked into peeps collar, although we're not sure how exactly because peep does not actually have a collar. Maybe it's quantum.
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
philippethepeep.bsky.social
It seems to be working!
Roy, a medium-sized royal blue peep, poses in a closeup against a background of glowing red concentric squares that look suspiciously like the "they've gone to plaid" bit in the Ludicrous Speed scene from Spaceballs (1987).
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM