Philip Mata
@philipmata.bsky.social
Love the lighting.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Love the lighting.
*crashes through your blinds in front of your open window*
“DAMIN!”
“Goddamn!”
“Damin, what the fuck happened?”
“DAMIN!”
“Goddamn!”
“Damin, what the fuck happened?”
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*crashes through your blinds in front of your open window*
“DAMIN!”
“Goddamn!”
“Damin, what the fuck happened?”
“DAMIN!”
“Goddamn!”
“Damin, what the fuck happened?”
I did rejoin Planet Fitness…
July 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I did rejoin Planet Fitness…
We’re frustrated that you’re not here with us too.
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We’re frustrated that you’re not here with us too.
I would be having a great one, but your penis is too far away.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would be having a great one, but your penis is too far away.
I can gently suck them too.
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I can gently suck them too.
“They”?
Oh! Of course. How could I forget your balls?
Oh! Of course. How could I forget your balls?
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“They”?
Oh! Of course. How could I forget your balls?
Oh! Of course. How could I forget your balls?
That’s good. I can be very oral.
January 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
That’s good. I can be very oral.
I’ll spell c-o-a-t aloud with your load in my mouth.
January 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’ll spell c-o-a-t aloud with your load in my mouth.
I still feel dumb. Now you get to coat me a second time.
January 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I still feel dumb. Now you get to coat me a second time.
“COST”? I meant “coat.” I’m not a prostitute!!!
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“COST”? I meant “coat.” I’m not a prostitute!!!
That’s all one could hope for. Please keep us posted!
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That’s all one could hope for. Please keep us posted!
I’m sorry to you and her, but also congratulations to you. It’s definitely a complicated situation, but I’m hopeful you and she will see through this, and I’m excited for your life as an openly gay man!
January 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m sorry to you and her, but also congratulations to you. It’s definitely a complicated situation, but I’m hopeful you and she will see through this, and I’m excited for your life as an openly gay man!
Just saying you should have worn nitrile gloves.
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just saying you should have worn nitrile gloves.
A man who knows what he wants. Fuck yeah.
January 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A man who knows what he wants. Fuck yeah.
Your cock and body are delectable. Damn.
January 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Your cock and body are delectable. Damn.
You don’t look scared of norovirus here.
January 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You don’t look scared of norovirus here.
Tell me which you want to cost more, my face or my throat.
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tell me which you want to cost more, my face or my throat.
Aw! Thank you, sir. Glad you like your men fat and horny too.
January 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Aw! Thank you, sir. Glad you like your men fat and horny too.
This reads like a gay porn parody of Kramer barging into Jerry’s apartment.
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This reads like a gay porn parody of Kramer barging into Jerry’s apartment.
You’re a dork! That makes me want to suck you slowly and for a long time.
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You’re a dork! That makes me want to suck you slowly and for a long time.
My hole is even tighter.
January 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My hole is even tighter.