Philip Laureano
@philiplaureano.bsky.social
Tech leader on a mission to transform teams and systems. Builder of AI-powered personal tools for an overwhelming edge and a better tomorrow. Passionate about lifelong learning, efficiency, and low-drama, high-output success. 🇦🇺 | 🐾 Dog enthusiast.
JFC on a bicycle. Literally 😅
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
JFC on a bicycle. Literally 😅
I was too sick one weekend to take the bins off the street, and we got this lovely note in our mailbox. What say you, Twitter?
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I was too sick one weekend to take the bins off the street, and we got this lovely note in our mailbox. What say you, Twitter?
I'm a big fan of your work, @mpoppendieck, but these book prices are too damn high 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I'm a big fan of your work, @mpoppendieck, but these book prices are too damn high 😂
If you think the Covid Delta variant is bad, this is just a casual reminder that there's still 21 letters left in the Greek alphabet up for grabs, and evolution doesn't fuck around. Mask up, don't volunteer to be the petrie dish for the next Greek letter and get fully vaccinated.
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
If you think the Covid Delta variant is bad, this is just a casual reminder that there's still 21 letters left in the Greek alphabet up for grabs, and evolution doesn't fuck around. Mask up, don't volunteer to be the petrie dish for the next Greek letter and get fully vaccinated.
Thanks again, @Optus 5G. I was an early adopter and now your service is starting to pay off, and I can take it with me, even as I move houses over the years.
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Thanks again, @Optus 5G. I was an early adopter and now your service is starting to pay off, and I can take it with me, even as I move houses over the years.
I never thought I'd ever see this speed on an Australian 5G broadband connection with no caps, yet here we are. Thanks @Optus 👍
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I never thought I'd ever see this speed on an Australian 5G broadband connection with no caps, yet here we are. Thanks @Optus 👍
. @firstdrafthell I'm not saying that you should, but...you should 😂😜
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
. @firstdrafthell I'm not saying that you should, but...you should 😂😜
My custom face mask. Scan the QR code with your barcode reader. I dare you 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
My custom face mask. Scan the QR code with your barcode reader. I dare you 😂
. @tedlieu @SpeakerPelosi 👇👇👇
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
. @tedlieu @SpeakerPelosi 👇👇👇
My wife was looking at me funny when I told her I was ordering these face shields last week to wear on top of my mask. After looking at these latest rising numbers from the outbreak here in Sydney, it looks like I'm hedging my bets, indeed.
November 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
My wife was looking at me funny when I told her I was ordering these face shields last week to wear on top of my mask. After looking at these latest rising numbers from the outbreak here in Sydney, it looks like I'm hedging my bets, indeed.
This is one actual conspiracy theory that is true - - @NSWHealth has shown that those buttons were useless after all these years
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
This is one actual conspiracy theory that is true - - @NSWHealth has shown that those buttons were useless after all these years
Thank you, @Optus 5G for your unlimited mobile plans
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Thank you, @Optus 5G for your unlimited mobile plans
What this infographic doesn't mention is that by staying home and preventing over 400 people from getting infected, you save the lives of 16 people (4% of 400) that would have perished from COVID-19. Staying home saves countless lives, and we all should be proud of it. 💪❤😷
November 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
What this infographic doesn't mention is that by staying home and preventing over 400 people from getting infected, you save the lives of 16 people (4% of 400) that would have perished from COVID-19. Staying home saves countless lives, and we all should be proud of it. 💪❤😷
As it turns out, there is a suburb in NSW, Australia that has 4G LTE connection speeds of 425Mbps down, 60Mbps up 😲:
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
As it turns out, there is a suburb in NSW, Australia that has 4G LTE connection speeds of 425Mbps down, 60Mbps up 😲:
It turns out that this 300-year old methodology applies to software development. It's called The Scientific Method:
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
It turns out that this 300-year old methodology applies to software development. It's called The Scientific Method:
Using Ansible with @docker swarms on my 17 node RPi 3 B+ cluster is a match made in heaven. I was able to setup my cluster in minutes and now, the real question is--what should I do with all these nodes? :D
November 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Using Ansible with @docker swarms on my 17 node RPi 3 B+ cluster is a match made in heaven. I was able to setup my cluster in minutes and now, the real question is--what should I do with all these nodes? :D
I was an Ascended Empire with 1.9M fleet power in @StellarisGame, and this fool demands I change the deal so that he can make "his country great again". I laughed it off and sent Colossi to nuke his planets ASAP
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I was an Ascended Empire with 1.9M fleet power in @StellarisGame, and this fool demands I change the deal so that he can make "his country great again". I laughed it off and sent Colossi to nuke his planets ASAP
Hey @StellarisGame, I found a really annoying bug where I keep getting spammed by 'Stop Colossus' casus belli messsages, and it drowns out all my other notifications. Screenshot attached.
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Hey @StellarisGame, I found a really annoying bug where I keep getting spammed by 'Stop Colossus' casus belli messsages, and it drowns out all my other notifications. Screenshot attached.
My new ultrawide monitor gaming/coding setup:
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
My new ultrawide monitor gaming/coding setup:
Dude. What happened to your podcast site? @herdingcode @jongalloway
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Dude. What happened to your podcast site? @herdingcode @jongalloway
What an epic night, #ndcoslo :D Lets all do this again in #ndcsydney this year!
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
What an epic night, #ndcoslo :D Lets all do this again in #ndcsydney this year!
The opening of the new @Domaincomau office ground floor spaces is one of the bazillion reasons why I love working in Domain Tech:
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
The opening of the new @Domaincomau office ground floor spaces is one of the bazillion reasons why I love working in Domain Tech:
. @fabienruffin @cloudyopspoet This showed up on our internal slack meme channel
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
. @fabienruffin @cloudyopspoet This showed up on our internal slack meme channel
Dear #NDCSydney, your food is amazing, and my team couldn't be happier with food like this -
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Dear #NDCSydney, your food is amazing, and my team couldn't be happier with food like this -