Philip Laureano
@philiplaureano.bsky.social
Tech leader on a mission to transform teams and systems. Builder of AI-powered personal tools for an overwhelming edge and a better tomorrow. Passionate about lifelong learning, efficiency, and low-drama, high-output success. 🇦🇺 | 🐾 Dog enthusiast.
JFC on a bicycle. Literally 😅
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
JFC on a bicycle. Literally 😅
I was not expecting this song to be any good. I was pleasantly surprised to be wrong: youtu.be/DoFbn2hGoh8?...
2Pac – Dear Mama (like a heartbreaking 1950s jazz performance)
YouTube video by Lazy Mode
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was not expecting this song to be any good. I was pleasantly surprised to be wrong: youtu.be/DoFbn2hGoh8?...
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.
September 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.
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Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there.
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I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
August 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd trade the last Star Wars trilogy as well for this sequel
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Mark Kelly: "I hope we got something out of this. Putin is a war criminal. This is not a show of strength to allow him to fly into the United States to land here to negotiate with our president."
August 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mark Kelly: "I hope we got something out of this. Putin is a war criminal. This is not a show of strength to allow him to fly into the United States to land here to negotiate with our president."
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Nope, still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.
August 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nope, still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.
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CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it
July 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it
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Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
July 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
A message from Carl Sagan from 1995—some of his last prophetic words.
June 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.
You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.
Get your lies straight.
You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.
Get your lies straight.
June 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.
You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.
Get your lies straight.
You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.
Get your lies straight.
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unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
I wish Stephen Hawking could see what I discovered today. I'm sorry for missing your party, but after today, hope is not a four letter word. It's inevitable.
March 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wish Stephen Hawking could see what I discovered today. I'm sorry for missing your party, but after today, hope is not a four letter word. It's inevitable.
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For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.
March 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.
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No one ever said they were creative.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No one ever said they were creative.
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How much longer til America is great?
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How much longer til America is great?
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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
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How can they NOT SEE
March 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How can they NOT SEE
I'm calling it now. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social will win in 2028 if he runs. In fact, if he ran instead of Harris in 2024, he would have been the POTUS by now.
If you haven't considered running for president, Gavin, do it.
I might be a stranger to you now, but you can thank me in 2028 when you win.
If you haven't considered running for president, Gavin, do it.
I might be a stranger to you now, but you can thank me in 2028 when you win.
March 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm calling it now. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social will win in 2028 if he runs. In fact, if he ran instead of Harris in 2024, he would have been the POTUS by now.
If you haven't considered running for president, Gavin, do it.
I might be a stranger to you now, but you can thank me in 2028 when you win.
If you haven't considered running for president, Gavin, do it.
I might be a stranger to you now, but you can thank me in 2028 when you win.
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I miss John Lewis.
I even miss John McCain.
Fighters on opposing sides.
...but both lions who would crawl through a mile of broken glass to defend our nation against fascism.
I even miss John McCain.
Fighters on opposing sides.
...but both lions who would crawl through a mile of broken glass to defend our nation against fascism.
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I miss John Lewis.
I even miss John McCain.
Fighters on opposing sides.
...but both lions who would crawl through a mile of broken glass to defend our nation against fascism.
I even miss John McCain.
Fighters on opposing sides.
...but both lions who would crawl through a mile of broken glass to defend our nation against fascism.
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Hi, I'm God.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hi, I'm God.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.
I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.
Fuck you, Donold.