Unbothered Capybara
@philipivofspain.bsky.social
Scientist and smartass
The beatings will continue until morale improves
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves
On an Ask Reddit entitled, "What is the most disturbing thing you found about your partner?", most of them are about bigamy or sex crimes but this one stopped me in my tracks.
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
On an Ask Reddit entitled, "What is the most disturbing thing you found about your partner?", most of them are about bigamy or sex crimes but this one stopped me in my tracks.
My dog ate 2 lbs of chocolate, then after vet induced vomiting, realized she ate three wristwatch-sized stones in the process. Well over 1 grand after overnight observation. Shop vac ass dog.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My dog ate 2 lbs of chocolate, then after vet induced vomiting, realized she ate three wristwatch-sized stones in the process. Well over 1 grand after overnight observation. Shop vac ass dog.
Goddammit. This joke is so stupid I'm only posting it as a screen cap.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Goddammit. This joke is so stupid I'm only posting it as a screen cap.
Some professor is going to write the most awkward No Cost Extension for a grant report ever written.
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some professor is going to write the most awkward No Cost Extension for a grant report ever written.
Cool, so the ESPN app is just straight up advertising porn now.
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cool, so the ESPN app is just straight up advertising porn now.
This is an incredible movie premise: what if "IF" were The Professional.
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is an incredible movie premise: what if "IF" were The Professional.
Omg I'd forgotten about this all time how-is-this-not-the-onion headline
August 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Omg I'd forgotten about this all time how-is-this-not-the-onion headline
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Wife declining an opportunity for education. Probably for the best tbh
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Wife declining an opportunity for education. Probably for the best tbh
Good morning
August 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good morning
Whenever I see an article on new MLB ballpark food where every item featured is at least 3000 calories
June 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Whenever I see an article on new MLB ballpark food where every item featured is at least 3000 calories
This rad wall decoration in a bar near U of Washington makes me smile every time I see it.
June 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This rad wall decoration in a bar near U of Washington makes me smile every time I see it.
This is what it took for Bluesky to be pleasant for me. I'm not saying I recommend it.
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This is what it took for Bluesky to be pleasant for me. I'm not saying I recommend it.
If you can only appreciate nature and the grandeur of the universe through unobstructed long-exposure photography, you might be appreciating nature wrong.
March 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you can only appreciate nature and the grandeur of the universe through unobstructed long-exposure photography, you might be appreciating nature wrong.
If "I'm angry/miserable about this really important thing" equated to "I won't allow myself joy until this wrong is righted", we'd have all offed ourselves long before the current bullshit.
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If "I'm angry/miserable about this really important thing" equated to "I won't allow myself joy until this wrong is righted", we'd have all offed ourselves long before the current bullshit.
