Unbothered Capybara
@philipivofspain.bsky.social
Scientist and smartass
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
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I guess Great Clips saves your info so you can always get the same cut, and once when I was a kid, they gave my dad, Winston, a buzzcut for no reason. And when he was paying they were like, “Ok that’s Winston Bortles, right? 😌”
Winston Bortles was a kid in my class. they gave him a 9y/o’s haircut.
Winston Bortles was a kid in my class. they gave him a 9y/o’s haircut.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I guess Great Clips saves your info so you can always get the same cut, and once when I was a kid, they gave my dad, Winston, a buzzcut for no reason. And when he was paying they were like, “Ok that’s Winston Bortles, right? 😌”
Winston Bortles was a kid in my class. they gave him a 9y/o’s haircut.
Winston Bortles was a kid in my class. they gave him a 9y/o’s haircut.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
At a seminar today and a biotech CEO was asked if AI is helpful, and he essentially said, Not yet, though it helps me do financial simulations. I wanted to ask (but didn't because I like being employed), "If AI can do so much of your job, why do we pay CEOs so much?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
At a seminar today and a biotech CEO was asked if AI is helpful, and he essentially said, Not yet, though it helps me do financial simulations. I wanted to ask (but didn't because I like being employed), "If AI can do so much of your job, why do we pay CEOs so much?"
If my fridge displayed an ad, whether or not my family is home would be the only variable in helping me decide whether to spend time taking the fridge outside before setting it on fire.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If my fridge displayed an ad, whether or not my family is home would be the only variable in helping me decide whether to spend time taking the fridge outside before setting it on fire.
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Werner Herzog voice: The walls were adorned with faces engaged in eternal screams
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Werner Herzog voice: The walls were adorned with faces engaged in eternal screams
So far this season, when the Avs give up the first goal, it's like when Butterbean let Johnny Knoxville get one good shot on him before obliterating him.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So far this season, when the Avs give up the first goal, it's like when Butterbean let Johnny Knoxville get one good shot on him before obliterating him.
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Imagine being a goy and standing up and telling Jewish people they don’t know or understand their own fucking history. That Jews are ignorant and too uneducated to have correct opinions about the Jewish issue of our time that has broken families and communities. You absolute piece of trash.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Imagine being a goy and standing up and telling Jewish people they don’t know or understand their own fucking history. That Jews are ignorant and too uneducated to have correct opinions about the Jewish issue of our time that has broken families and communities. You absolute piece of trash.
My kid mispronounced "Senators" (as in the team) as "Centaurs" and now I'm just pissed that there isn't a pro team named the Centaurs.
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My kid mispronounced "Senators" (as in the team) as "Centaurs" and now I'm just pissed that there isn't a pro team named the Centaurs.
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I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.
85%
85%
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Look the thing is I bet that blend bangs
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Look the thing is I bet that blend bangs
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1980: To promote your movie you have a pleasant conversation with Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show
2025: You debase yourself on 80 different video podcasts. “Smellboy” has 19 million followers so you smell strangers shoes with him on the street. You are an A-list star. Your film grosses $19,000.
2025: You debase yourself on 80 different video podcasts. “Smellboy” has 19 million followers so you smell strangers shoes with him on the street. You are an A-list star. Your film grosses $19,000.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
1980: To promote your movie you have a pleasant conversation with Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show
2025: You debase yourself on 80 different video podcasts. “Smellboy” has 19 million followers so you smell strangers shoes with him on the street. You are an A-list star. Your film grosses $19,000.
2025: You debase yourself on 80 different video podcasts. “Smellboy” has 19 million followers so you smell strangers shoes with him on the street. You are an A-list star. Your film grosses $19,000.
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
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absolutely absurd way to score
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
absolutely absurd way to score
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI