Phil Evans
philevansnow.bsky.social
Phil Evans
@philevansnow.bsky.social
Destroyer of worlds
“Blazing Saddles” at 77? You people are bad at your job.
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Never forget?
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
God bless you baseball, you big, goofy, fantastic game you.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
That checks out. Although Kirk didn’t fight crime dressed as a bat, which I believe Jesus was known for. P.S. I didn’t pay attention in church.
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by Phil Evans
I spent years researching and trying to explain the imperial boomerang to people and he just … tweeted this out
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
September 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
September 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yeah! Bunting! #Royals
July 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
July 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Modern appliances are great, but Michael Myers never had to worry about his butcher knife unplugging.
May 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dear Bluesky,

Is there a “Please, for the love of god, enough of the posts of shirtless men” button? Because the “see less like this” one isn’t working.

Your pal,
Phil
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many transcriptionists went insane before Apple Music just said the hell with providing lyrics for Cocteau Twins songs.
April 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Do you have the other half of this medallion?
Don McLean, “American Pie”
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In fancy politic-speak, @schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself.
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So the next James Bond will go to the wrong address and won’t show up when he’s supposed to? #JamesBond
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nice try, Penn State
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
In the grand scheme of things, the Tyson/Paul fight was only the seventh most embarrassing thing that's happened at AT&T Stadium this year. #howboutthemcowboys?
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I suspect the age of consent is about to get a little lower.
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I'm re-watching "Twin Peaks," which in addition to being a fine piece of entertainment, has also reminded me of my crush on Sherilyn Fenn, who made sweaters and flannel skirts sexy as hell.
November 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I have no logical reason why, but there's nothing I enjoy more than to watch Billy Napier fail. He's the best seller at the #Gator Jerk Store.
November 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Where, oh werewolf?
October 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Of course people are fainting at Trump events. His raw sexuality is overwhelming.
October 15, 2024 at 12:42 PM
MLB.TV is no longer playing radio feeds, so I’m forced to listen to Rex Hudler for the first time this year. So far, I’ve learned that middle infielders need to be able to go “forward, backward and to both sides.” It’s so good that ex-players get to share their knowledge.
September 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM