Phil_davis
@phil-davis.bsky.social
I'm in my 50s. I play video games on Twitch. I guess sometimes I say funny things.
Did this Picross recently, it's titled "Armwrestling", but I think a better name is "You Sonofabitch!"
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Did this Picross recently, it's titled "Armwrestling", but I think a better name is "You Sonofabitch!"
All I know is, we never had a Snowcrete storm like this when Biden was president...
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
All I know is, we never had a Snowcrete storm like this when Biden was president...
"It's the worst July in years."
-Johnny Dangerously
-Johnny Dangerously
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 AM
"It's the worst July in years."
-Johnny Dangerously
-Johnny Dangerously
What'll be really weird is when they make a nostalgic movie about 2025 and have to include all the Stranger Things merch.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What'll be really weird is when they make a nostalgic movie about 2025 and have to include all the Stranger Things merch.
Dude, double egg patties on my breakfast sandwich! Score!
It felt like finding the Golden Ticket.
It felt like finding the Golden Ticket.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Dude, double egg patties on my breakfast sandwich! Score!
It felt like finding the Golden Ticket.
It felt like finding the Golden Ticket.
Someone made this art on an electrical box near my apartment, and it's absolutely exquisite.
It's the hair on the buttcheeks that's killing me.
It's the hair on the buttcheeks that's killing me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Someone made this art on an electrical box near my apartment, and it's absolutely exquisite.
It's the hair on the buttcheeks that's killing me.
It's the hair on the buttcheeks that's killing me.
Went to an antique shop with my daughter today, picked up a new shotglass...
#liquorballs #noyoucantdrinkoutofhisdick
#liquorballs #noyoucantdrinkoutofhisdick
August 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Went to an antique shop with my daughter today, picked up a new shotglass...
#liquorballs #noyoucantdrinkoutofhisdick
#liquorballs #noyoucantdrinkoutofhisdick
Since I split with my wife and got my own place, I've been getting life-sized cardboard cutouts of celebrities.
Yesterday I added Danny DeVito to the family.
Yesterday I added Danny DeVito to the family.
July 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Since I split with my wife and got my own place, I've been getting life-sized cardboard cutouts of celebrities.
Yesterday I added Danny DeVito to the family.
Yesterday I added Danny DeVito to the family.
I bought a new cactus.
June 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I bought a new cactus.
Fuck yes, random sign near the dumpster! Metal rules!
June 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fuck yes, random sign near the dumpster! Metal rules!
Dude, the Indian restaurant I went to had these huge goddamned ice cubes, and fucking gold silverware! And strong drinks. And they were super nice.
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Dude, the Indian restaurant I went to had these huge goddamned ice cubes, and fucking gold silverware! And strong drinks. And they were super nice.
March 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It's the worst July in years...(this is ~10 miles outside of DC)
January 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's the worst July in years...(this is ~10 miles outside of DC)
January 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Images you can hear:
January 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Images you can hear:
Cleaning up litter in a local park, wha? And why's it so squishy?
January 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Cleaning up litter in a local park, wha? And why's it so squishy?
Got a new dagger, too.
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Got a new dagger, too.
Here's the schwag I got from Medieval Times tonight, outside of Baltimore. Was a fun show.
January 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Here's the schwag I got from Medieval Times tonight, outside of Baltimore. Was a fun show.
My champion, and the King and Queen.
December 31, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My champion, and the King and Queen.
Saw Cable Guy today with my family, inspired us to book tickets at Medieval Times. Yeah it's a real place...
December 31, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Saw Cable Guy today with my family, inspired us to book tickets at Medieval Times. Yeah it's a real place...
I also saw a really comfortable chair yesterday.
December 31, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I also saw a really comfortable chair yesterday.
Saw some old friends yesterday. The little one isn't quite as chatty as the big one.
December 31, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Saw some old friends yesterday. The little one isn't quite as chatty as the big one.
The Laundry God has taken his sacrifice, a good Omen for the upcoming year.
December 26, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The Laundry God has taken his sacrifice, a good Omen for the upcoming year.
