...or piggy cum...

They could make an anagram out of that. Something like, SHITHEAD.... Wait, those letters don't quite line up, but we can fix that!

I like to peel the black grapes as I eat them, I use my teeth. I like chewing up the skins, then eating the grape. When chewing up the skins they seems to change flavor the more you chew them. Seems kinda gross, but they are awesome this way.

On? You mean 'with'?

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital opened on February 4, 1962

Yup, but that says plain, not plan... :)

I'm retired, so I have no opportunity to employ. Hope you find a job soon...

I feel kinda bad for the old guy. He should have retired a decade ago.

Or spend time doing little touch-up jobs on the boat

Awesome! May I use this, your credit?

That doesn't mean there won't be consequences.

Your inner carnivore wants out.