A Blak Elf in Sweatpants
@phenomblak.bsky.social
Movies. Music. And Mayhem.
When life gets tough, take a nap.
When life gets tough, take a nap.
You believe in Jesus.
But you don’t believe in giving babies free formula.
Or giving hungry people free food.
Or giving homeless people free shelter.
Or giving sick people free medicine.
But you believe in Jesus. And you believe you’re a good person. And you believe you’re going to heaven.
Wow.
But you don’t believe in giving babies free formula.
Or giving hungry people free food.
Or giving homeless people free shelter.
Or giving sick people free medicine.
But you believe in Jesus. And you believe you’re a good person. And you believe you’re going to heaven.
Wow.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You believe in Jesus.
But you don’t believe in giving babies free formula.
Or giving hungry people free food.
Or giving homeless people free shelter.
Or giving sick people free medicine.
But you believe in Jesus. And you believe you’re a good person. And you believe you’re going to heaven.
Wow.
But you don’t believe in giving babies free formula.
Or giving hungry people free food.
Or giving homeless people free shelter.
Or giving sick people free medicine.
But you believe in Jesus. And you believe you’re a good person. And you believe you’re going to heaven.
Wow.
I hate coding cuz I stay breaking my own programs.
Oh let me get rid of this line, it doesn’t do anything.
Runs code a hour later. Code is broken.
wtf happened?
Spends an hour going over every line.
Realizes that line I commented out actually did stuff.
It’s hard being equally smart and dumb.
Oh let me get rid of this line, it doesn’t do anything.
Runs code a hour later. Code is broken.
wtf happened?
Spends an hour going over every line.
Realizes that line I commented out actually did stuff.
It’s hard being equally smart and dumb.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate coding cuz I stay breaking my own programs.
Oh let me get rid of this line, it doesn’t do anything.
Runs code a hour later. Code is broken.
wtf happened?
Spends an hour going over every line.
Realizes that line I commented out actually did stuff.
It’s hard being equally smart and dumb.
Oh let me get rid of this line, it doesn’t do anything.
Runs code a hour later. Code is broken.
wtf happened?
Spends an hour going over every line.
Realizes that line I commented out actually did stuff.
It’s hard being equally smart and dumb.
Not caring about other people. I understand. It’s the degrees of separation. The collateral damage is negligible.
But not caring about your own people.
That’s a psychopath.
These people are psychopaths.
But not caring about your own people.
That’s a psychopath.
These people are psychopaths.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Not caring about other people. I understand. It’s the degrees of separation. The collateral damage is negligible.
But not caring about your own people.
That’s a psychopath.
These people are psychopaths.
But not caring about your own people.
That’s a psychopath.
These people are psychopaths.
Then you get hired only to get replaced by a subcontractor half way across the world working for a 3rd of your pay who doesn’t have even a 10th of your experience and skills.
wtf is this country doing to people?
It’s own people.
wtf is this country doing to people?
It’s own people.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Then you get hired only to get replaced by a subcontractor half way across the world working for a 3rd of your pay who doesn’t have even a 10th of your experience and skills.
wtf is this country doing to people?
It’s own people.
wtf is this country doing to people?
It’s own people.
Besidesa few legit tech companies, many of these companies are just begging for you to lie on your resume. I have yet to meet anyone who does all that.
So you need a
Cloud Engineer
That’s a software Developer
With a CISSP
With Red Team skills
That knows DoD policies
And Speaks AI
To manage certs?
So you need a
Cloud Engineer
That’s a software Developer
With a CISSP
With Red Team skills
That knows DoD policies
And Speaks AI
To manage certs?
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Besidesa few legit tech companies, many of these companies are just begging for you to lie on your resume. I have yet to meet anyone who does all that.
So you need a
Cloud Engineer
That’s a software Developer
With a CISSP
With Red Team skills
That knows DoD policies
And Speaks AI
To manage certs?
So you need a
Cloud Engineer
That’s a software Developer
With a CISSP
With Red Team skills
That knows DoD policies
And Speaks AI
To manage certs?
I wish I believed in hell.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I wish I believed in hell.
And even if we turn the whole country blue.
No one is going to jail.
No one will answer for these crimes against humanity.
Because they don’t have the heart or the balls to hold people accountable.
No one is going to jail.
No one will answer for these crimes against humanity.
Because they don’t have the heart or the balls to hold people accountable.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
And even if we turn the whole country blue.
No one is going to jail.
No one will answer for these crimes against humanity.
Because they don’t have the heart or the balls to hold people accountable.
No one is going to jail.
No one will answer for these crimes against humanity.
Because they don’t have the heart or the balls to hold people accountable.
They don’t care about kids.
They don’t care about women.
They don’t care about their own country.
And they’ll go home to their states and promise they did it for the betterment of the country and not because they alone benefited from this.
They don’t care about women.
They don’t care about their own country.
And they’ll go home to their states and promise they did it for the betterment of the country and not because they alone benefited from this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
They don’t care about kids.
They don’t care about women.
They don’t care about their own country.
And they’ll go home to their states and promise they did it for the betterment of the country and not because they alone benefited from this.
They don’t care about women.
They don’t care about their own country.
And they’ll go home to their states and promise they did it for the betterment of the country and not because they alone benefited from this.
We gotta stop trusting old ass bleached rice colored folk.
Ijs. I’m convinced most of them don’t actually care about anyone but themselves. It’s the same bs over and over again. We look crazy out here expecting them to not do what the know how to do best, nothing.
Ijs. I’m convinced most of them don’t actually care about anyone but themselves. It’s the same bs over and over again. We look crazy out here expecting them to not do what the know how to do best, nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
We gotta stop trusting old ass bleached rice colored folk.
Ijs. I’m convinced most of them don’t actually care about anyone but themselves. It’s the same bs over and over again. We look crazy out here expecting them to not do what the know how to do best, nothing.
Ijs. I’m convinced most of them don’t actually care about anyone but themselves. It’s the same bs over and over again. We look crazy out here expecting them to not do what the know how to do best, nothing.
Tyler put 350% energy and love into that BOB performance for OutKast being inducted into the HOF and that crowd just stood there.
They just stood there.
Can we stop putting on performances for people who don’t deserve us and who don’t deserve to be a witness to our beauty.
They just stood there.
Can we stop putting on performances for people who don’t deserve us and who don’t deserve to be a witness to our beauty.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tyler put 350% energy and love into that BOB performance for OutKast being inducted into the HOF and that crowd just stood there.
They just stood there.
Can we stop putting on performances for people who don’t deserve us and who don’t deserve to be a witness to our beauty.
They just stood there.
Can we stop putting on performances for people who don’t deserve us and who don’t deserve to be a witness to our beauty.
If someone didn’t write it down somewhere and tag the meta data right online AI won’t find it which means you won’t find it when asking AI for help.
The constraints are glaringly obvious to anyone with any ounce of critical thinking skills.
The constraints are glaringly obvious to anyone with any ounce of critical thinking skills.
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If someone didn’t write it down somewhere and tag the meta data right online AI won’t find it which means you won’t find it when asking AI for help.
The constraints are glaringly obvious to anyone with any ounce of critical thinking skills.
The constraints are glaringly obvious to anyone with any ounce of critical thinking skills.
After writing a script for the past two days I realized at 11pm last night that if I ran it, things would break.
Not becasue the code is broken. The code works better than I hoped.
But I realized it would break things because I understand the business infrastructure I’m running it on.
Not becasue the code is broken. The code works better than I hoped.
But I realized it would break things because I understand the business infrastructure I’m running it on.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After writing a script for the past two days I realized at 11pm last night that if I ran it, things would break.
Not becasue the code is broken. The code works better than I hoped.
But I realized it would break things because I understand the business infrastructure I’m running it on.
Not becasue the code is broken. The code works better than I hoped.
But I realized it would break things because I understand the business infrastructure I’m running it on.
If you don’t know how to code, how do you know co-pilot or OpenAI or even Claude know’s how to code?
These are the question Senior Tech people asks that CTOs and COOs aren’t asking yet we’re the ones not qualified for these executive level positions.
We stopped trusting people who know stuff.
These are the question Senior Tech people asks that CTOs and COOs aren’t asking yet we’re the ones not qualified for these executive level positions.
We stopped trusting people who know stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you don’t know how to code, how do you know co-pilot or OpenAI or even Claude know’s how to code?
These are the question Senior Tech people asks that CTOs and COOs aren’t asking yet we’re the ones not qualified for these executive level positions.
We stopped trusting people who know stuff.
These are the question Senior Tech people asks that CTOs and COOs aren’t asking yet we’re the ones not qualified for these executive level positions.
We stopped trusting people who know stuff.
How is “never let em catch you thicking” not a tongue in cheek phrase …
I just did a lot there.
I just did a lot there.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How is “never let em catch you thicking” not a tongue in cheek phrase …
I just did a lot there.
I just did a lot there.
They gave a $3M record deal to an artist that can’t tour.
We’ve absolutely lost the plot.
Have we really convinced label CEOs that it’s not about the artist at all, just the song?
We’ve absolutely lost the plot.
Have we really convinced label CEOs that it’s not about the artist at all, just the song?
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They gave a $3M record deal to an artist that can’t tour.
We’ve absolutely lost the plot.
Have we really convinced label CEOs that it’s not about the artist at all, just the song?
We’ve absolutely lost the plot.
Have we really convinced label CEOs that it’s not about the artist at all, just the song?
That man really said “it’s impossible to copy watermark” not A WATERMARK but just watermark period.
There’s no one who could or even should save us.
There’s no one who could or even should save us.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That man really said “it’s impossible to copy watermark” not A WATERMARK but just watermark period.
There’s no one who could or even should save us.
There’s no one who could or even should save us.
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Black people always vote like our lives depend on it because we know it does. I love us.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Black people always vote like our lives depend on it because we know it does. I love us.
“Everybody else is doing it” or “This is what everyone else is doing now”
Doesn’t absolve you of any wrong doings.
You’re just a bigger bitch than the bitch you’re following.
Doesn’t absolve you of any wrong doings.
You’re just a bigger bitch than the bitch you’re following.
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Everybody else is doing it” or “This is what everyone else is doing now”
Doesn’t absolve you of any wrong doings.
You’re just a bigger bitch than the bitch you’re following.
Doesn’t absolve you of any wrong doings.
You’re just a bigger bitch than the bitch you’re following.
So Amazon laid off 14K people last week, then struct a deal with OpenAI for $38B this week?
I just wanna make sure I’m understanding how much these companies could give a rats ass about people’s lives.
I just wanna make sure I’m understanding how much these companies could give a rats ass about people’s lives.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So Amazon laid off 14K people last week, then struct a deal with OpenAI for $38B this week?
I just wanna make sure I’m understanding how much these companies could give a rats ass about people’s lives.
I just wanna make sure I’m understanding how much these companies could give a rats ass about people’s lives.
If I call someone a bitch a mean it. Ijs. If you ever hear it you’ll hear it.
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I call someone a bitch a mean it. Ijs. If you ever hear it you’ll hear it.
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If you put a gun to the head of people who regularly post on LinkedIn and told them they couldn't post/talk/use A.I. for their LinkedIn post, else you'd pull the trigger...it would be one of the largest mass casualty events in human history.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you put a gun to the head of people who regularly post on LinkedIn and told them they couldn't post/talk/use A.I. for their LinkedIn post, else you'd pull the trigger...it would be one of the largest mass casualty events in human history.
Gotta be honest.
If you’re listening to silly minded people on podcasts all the day long just to make tik tok content about how silly minded it is,
You’re just as silly minded.
Aghast, Appalled, Sigh, and Outrage culture are essentially synonymous now. Folk be actively engaging it “frustrated”.
If you’re listening to silly minded people on podcasts all the day long just to make tik tok content about how silly minded it is,
You’re just as silly minded.
Aghast, Appalled, Sigh, and Outrage culture are essentially synonymous now. Folk be actively engaging it “frustrated”.
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Gotta be honest.
If you’re listening to silly minded people on podcasts all the day long just to make tik tok content about how silly minded it is,
You’re just as silly minded.
Aghast, Appalled, Sigh, and Outrage culture are essentially synonymous now. Folk be actively engaging it “frustrated”.
If you’re listening to silly minded people on podcasts all the day long just to make tik tok content about how silly minded it is,
You’re just as silly minded.
Aghast, Appalled, Sigh, and Outrage culture are essentially synonymous now. Folk be actively engaging it “frustrated”.
Designer shoes be uglyAF
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Designer shoes be uglyAF
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Also…also…for those that need this Charlamagne shouldn’t be anywhere near actual news or election coverage.
I’m tired of the response of media and outlets wanting to reach younger audiences to just grab the slop generators with the loudest voices and thinking that’s the ticket.
I’m tired of the response of media and outlets wanting to reach younger audiences to just grab the slop generators with the loudest voices and thinking that’s the ticket.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Also…also…for those that need this Charlamagne shouldn’t be anywhere near actual news or election coverage.
I’m tired of the response of media and outlets wanting to reach younger audiences to just grab the slop generators with the loudest voices and thinking that’s the ticket.
I’m tired of the response of media and outlets wanting to reach younger audiences to just grab the slop generators with the loudest voices and thinking that’s the ticket.
Megan telling Jav to his face he’s a prick was my favorite shit this season.
And if Katisha is gone WHY is Javen still on this show.
And if Katisha is gone WHY is Javen still on this show.
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Megan telling Jav to his face he’s a prick was my favorite shit this season.
And if Katisha is gone WHY is Javen still on this show.
And if Katisha is gone WHY is Javen still on this show.