Phelim O’Neill
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Did you lose your accent? Or gain your other accent?
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Did you lose your accent? Or gain your other accent?
You knew it to be true.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
You knew it to be true.
Thought it was neeps and tatties? www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/neep...
Neeps & tatties
'Neeps' are better known as swedes, the traditional Scottish accompaniment to haggis. An ideal dish for Hogmanay celebrations, First footing, or a Burns Night supper.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Thought it was neeps and tatties? www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/neep...
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead, it says…
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead, it says…
I’ve got a bad filling about this.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve got a bad filling about this.
Get well soon then.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Get well soon then.
This definitely was a zero star review www.theguardian.com/film/2012/au...
Keith Lemon: The Film – review
Leigh Francis's character seems even more desperate and grim on the big screen, writes Phelim O'Neill
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November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This definitely was a zero star review www.theguardian.com/film/2012/au...
I think this was one of them www.theguardian.com/film/2007/au...
Evan Almighty
Phelim O'Neill: Avoid like the Ten Plagues.
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I think this was one of them www.theguardian.com/film/2007/au...
I tried to give zero stars to a couple of films when I wrote for them and they wouldn’t let me, so extra BS on that.
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I tried to give zero stars to a couple of films when I wrote for them and they wouldn’t let me, so extra BS on that.
Will do, more concerned about The Running Time! (film critic joke) x
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Will do, more concerned about The Running Time! (film critic joke) x
Thanks, Anne. Appreciate that. And while I agree with all you said I am off to The Running Man premiere now! x
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thanks, Anne. Appreciate that. And while I agree with all you said I am off to The Running Man premiere now! x
Civic duty, innit! (Temporary) Tulse Hill Massive!
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Civic duty, innit! (Temporary) Tulse Hill Massive!
Correct on both.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Correct on both.
Dunno, bit numb, not slept, probably mild shock, feel ok though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Dunno, bit numb, not slept, probably mild shock, feel ok though.
Hung around afterwards for a bit. Great gig.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hung around afterwards for a bit. Great gig.
Ambulance folk think he’s going to be ok, physically. Didn’t appear to have broken back but legs and some other bones so not great. I couldn’t sleep after, probably mild shock/adrenaline, hot bath and sugary tea sorted me out a bit. It
Was quite upsetting but was quite calm during it all.
Was quite upsetting but was quite calm during it all.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ambulance folk think he’s going to be ok, physically. Didn’t appear to have broken back but legs and some other bones so not great. I couldn’t sleep after, probably mild shock/adrenaline, hot bath and sugary tea sorted me out a bit. It
Was quite upsetting but was quite calm during it all.
Was quite upsetting but was quite calm during it all.
Not great, but thanks.
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not great, but thanks.
I buy a Garden Figs and Mint candle but they seem to have discontinued making them, because they are one of the few things that gives me any pleasure.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I buy a Garden Figs and Mint candle but they seem to have discontinued making them, because they are one of the few things that gives me any pleasure.
Love that the percussion is also Marineville’s emergency alarm and then incorporated into the theme music.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Love that the percussion is also Marineville’s emergency alarm and then incorporated into the theme music.