PhDeanUCLA
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My wife got tiny Almond Joys to hand out for Halloween. We are getting egged tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My wife got tiny Almond Joys to hand out for Halloween. We are getting egged tonight.
If Sabra was trying to make their chimichurri hummus look like spicy mold flavor, mission accomplished.
August 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If Sabra was trying to make their chimichurri hummus look like spicy mold flavor, mission accomplished.
Add frito lay to the list of corporate covers. They clearly made these just for Trump. He is attracted to gold things like a fish to a shiny lure and with the same level of intelligence.
August 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Add frito lay to the list of corporate covers. They clearly made these just for Trump. He is attracted to gold things like a fish to a shiny lure and with the same level of intelligence.
So many pierogis but none for Alan Dershowitz.
August 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So many pierogis but none for Alan Dershowitz.
I feel like anything goes these days in terms of racial coding.
July 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I feel like anything goes these days in terms of racial coding.
We've stumbled upon Pun Alley.
May 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We've stumbled upon Pun Alley.
This and a ski mask and you too can be an ICE agent .
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This and a ski mask and you too can be an ICE agent .
18th century cokeheads did not fuck around.
May 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
18th century cokeheads did not fuck around.
How has some Maga company not brought back this back
May 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
How has some Maga company not brought back this back
Musk and Trump and America is the "host fish"
February 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Musk and Trump and America is the "host fish"
Need an explanation.
February 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Need an explanation.
They hate Christmas lights around here.
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They hate Christmas lights around here.
If you have to ask the price of sassparilla, you can't afford it.
January 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you have to ask the price of sassparilla, you can't afford it.
What kid doesn't want a John Wayne hoodie?
January 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What kid doesn't want a John Wayne hoodie?
No eggs at our Costco. It's not just Trumpflation, it's also Trumpscarcity.
January 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No eggs at our Costco. It's not just Trumpflation, it's also Trumpscarcity.
Loki knows he's not supposed to go on the couch, but, say, 88% on the couch seems fair to him.
January 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Loki knows he's not supposed to go on the couch, but, say, 88% on the couch seems fair to him.
Loki pouting on Christmas because he only got two toys and he has to share them with Lily.
December 25, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Loki pouting on Christmas because he only got two toys and he has to share them with Lily.
When santa is just flat over wrapping presents anymore.
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
When santa is just flat over wrapping presents anymore.
For sure they did not take that pic with those stupid hats on. What do you sign away for these photo shoots? Can they AI a dick in your mouth? And take a close look at the kid upper left. That has to be 19th century memento mori of a TB victim, but how did they prop up the body?
December 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
For sure they did not take that pic with those stupid hats on. What do you sign away for these photo shoots? Can they AI a dick in your mouth? And take a close look at the kid upper left. That has to be 19th century memento mori of a TB victim, but how did they prop up the body?
Feel like I'm working on these bourbon BBQ chips as much as my next book. #hamhandedreferencetowritingbook
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Feel like I'm working on these bourbon BBQ chips as much as my next book. #hamhandedreferencetowritingbook
This is Kobe (Kobeyashi Maru). He has to eat on a chair so the dogs don't get his food, but he's getting old so sometimes needs uppies.
December 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
This is Kobe (Kobeyashi Maru). He has to eat on a chair so the dogs don't get his food, but he's getting old so sometimes needs uppies.
This is Lily, our "grandogter." She likes sweaters, board games, and giving us side eye. Unlike all fictional detectives, though, she does not like jazz or the blues.
December 10, 2024 at 4:26 AM
This is Lily, our "grandogter." She likes sweaters, board games, and giving us side eye. Unlike all fictional detectives, though, she does not like jazz or the blues.