Suckling little Piggy. Can’t even get the simile right. Fuckin’ idiots.

When our oldest was eligible for the Covid vaccine, she was so worried and throughout the car ride, the walk into CVS, waiting in line and up until she received her shot kept saying, “I can’t, daddy! It’s gonna hurt. I’m not going.” Preoccupied with the sting, didnt even register the shot.

Jesus fucking Christ…

Holy shit, man. Stunning.

Projection. This MF is ready to fall and I’ve a bottle of champs ready

We also have a judgey cat ❤️

I snuck onto set as a college student in Chicago, and ended up with a job as a PA. It’s still my favorite of the trilogy. An experience that changed my life.

*vigorous jacking-off hand gesture*

The Passage is phenomenal, but as others have said, the other books are diminishing returns.

He has a doc coming out at Sundance this year!

Our show played for 9 weeks at The National and yes, people came. Even Steve Bessent came. And we all HATE him. Plenty of theater to be had.

My country looks like a goddamn pepperoni lovers pizza…

One of my proudest moments as a financially independent adult was to buy the entire box set.

SAAAAAAAAAME!! Enjoy! 🎄🎁

We have the same kitty!