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phantomas99.bsky.social
Phantomas
@phantomas99.bsky.social
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Lewd artist now in Bluesky flavor. 25
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when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic Panel 1 Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law Panel 2: Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES Panel 3: Gold Guy: Nah Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you
4 Panel Comic Panel 1: Purple Guy is reaching down out of shot. He is massively straining to pick something up Panel 2: Purple Guy, coming up empty handed, sweating and mad, says “SHIT. This thing is like Thor’s Hammer!” A tiny child enters the panel. The child is very small and weak. Panel 3: Child bends down out of shot Panel 4: Child reappears holding a very small pencil. Purple Guy is livid.
April 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???”
I think they did. I think they were like:
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy sits at desk, working on laptop. Blue guy stands next to him. Blue guy says “Do we need to ask the artist’s permission for this?” Panel 2: Pink guy smugly says “Bro trust me. When people see the AMAZING ART this tech can create, nobody will care about the “artist’s permission” Intermission panel saying “Billions of dollars later…” Panel 3: Pink Guy is smiling smugly and says “check this shit out” He is holding up the worst image you have ever seen in your life. Panel 4: Blue Guy: We are so fucked
May 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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when a billionaire gets mad at trans people
Godzilla-type monster crushing a city to rubble. As the monsters stomps people to dust it whines “Ow! Your bodies are hurting my feet!”
June 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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buying into AI
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy. Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money Blue Guy: okey Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?” Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
4 panel comic Panel 1: On the left hand side of the panel a member of the KKK is snivelling like a pissy little baby. A Red Guy and a Purple Guy stand next to him. The Red Guy says to the Purple Guy, “Look what you’ve done” Panel 2: The Red Guy continues “You’ve upset this poor, sweet racist” the little KKK bitch whimpers “I don’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 3: The Red Guy goes on with disgusting sympathy “He doesn’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 4: The Red Guy says “And that’s his FAVOURITE thing to do” he puts his arm around the whiny little pointy robed cunt.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is talking to a Blue Guy. Pink Guy says “I think Prince Andrew should be put on trial” Panel 2: Blue Guy is absolutely distraught and replies “On TRIAL? Hasn’t he suffered ENOUGH?” Panel 3: Blue Guy grabs Pink Guy by the collar and yells “LOOK at him”. He points to the right. Panel 4: We see Prince Andrew theatrically moping on a chaise longue. Blue Guy screams “He’s collapsed theatrically onto a chaise longue!!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk speaks directly to the reader using the lying mouth on his dishonest face Musk: People in the uk live like hobbits, y’know? Panel 2: Musk continues to talk complete garbage and says: Like, they literally live like characters in a fantasy book Panel 3: Musk stretches and yawns like a weird cat. Panel 4: Musk curls up fast asleep on a giant hoard of gold and riches, mirroring Smaug at the end on the hobbit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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working at the nyt
4 panel comic Panel 1: Newspaper editor and two reporters gather around a desk. Editor (looking mad): We need five more articles calling trans people evil by the end of the week Panel 2: Reporter points to something out of the window behind the editor Reporter: What’s that up in the sky? Panel 3: Up in the sky we see a bat signal, but the bat is replaced by a gross pedo chasing a little girl. Editor (in a very nonchalant manner): oh my god that’s just Epstein’s kiddie-fucker signal calling all the kiddie fuckers Panel 4: Editor bangs violently on desk and yells: FOCUS
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Are you counting my rolls?
December 6, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I'm your present
#christmas
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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I asked if she wanted to eat out, but she misunderstood
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Oh no, I forgot my panties!!
February 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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No tits should be denied exposition II
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Wet dream
March 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Feral
April 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The moment it's starting to feel really good
August 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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feel the sun on my titties
and on my face, ofcourse
August 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Because this night belongs to me
September 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM