matty and his pet trophy
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esen ☁️ trout wiki 🍓 he/they 🦇 the only hall of fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame 🐟 fuelled by testosterone, red bull, and eminem albums 🐻 devils | bears | steelheads ✨️ hockey boy in his animanga era
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Ok for context. This is what my normal handwriting is, the size my mandarin starts at, and the size I inevitably end up needing to stop myself from doing
October 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ok for context. This is what my normal handwriting is, the size my mandarin starts at, and the size I inevitably end up needing to stop myself from doing
WE ARE SO BACK
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WE ARE SO BACK
I want everyone to enjoy this video from over a week ago bc it makes me laugh every time. Pls ignore the mess and the fact that I'm clearly in the middle of eating gummy bears
(the laundry is clean and waiting to be folded. This is important for reasons that are clear upon watching)
(the laundry is clean and waiting to be folded. This is important for reasons that are clear upon watching)
April 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I want everyone to enjoy this video from over a week ago bc it makes me laugh every time. Pls ignore the mess and the fact that I'm clearly in the middle of eating gummy bears
(the laundry is clean and waiting to be folded. This is important for reasons that are clear upon watching)
(the laundry is clean and waiting to be folded. This is important for reasons that are clear upon watching)
wrote one sentence in my planning doc and immediately felt the need to lay face down on the floor about it
April 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wrote one sentence in my planning doc and immediately felt the need to lay face down on the floor about it
Netflix u and I both know I've watched this movie at least 12 times how do you THINK I feel about it
April 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Netflix u and I both know I've watched this movie at least 12 times how do you THINK I feel about it
At least four customers said some version of "that's impressive" and it makes me laugh like thanks I've always written quite small
February 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
At least four customers said some version of "that's impressive" and it makes me laugh like thanks I've always written quite small
genuinely can't stop thinking abt this interaction at work today
January 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
genuinely can't stop thinking abt this interaction at work today
Cannot stress enough how absolutely delighted I am by this
January 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Cannot stress enough how absolutely delighted I am by this
I've researched a lot of weird shit for fics before but this is one of the stranger things I've done
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've researched a lot of weird shit for fics before but this is one of the stranger things I've done
additional context for this: I smell like fries bc there are a handful of loose fries in my pocket
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
additional context for this: I smell like fries bc there are a handful of loose fries in my pocket
as my phone gallery is wont to do, it was like "hey here's a story from 5 years ago" and out of curiosity I clicked it and I wasn't prepared for this incredibly relatable picture of thomas harley to pop up after three pics of my dog. but like. Yeah man me too harls me too
December 31, 2024 at 5:11 PM
as my phone gallery is wont to do, it was like "hey here's a story from 5 years ago" and out of curiosity I clicked it and I wasn't prepared for this incredibly relatable picture of thomas harley to pop up after three pics of my dog. but like. Yeah man me too harls me too
worth noting that most of my annotations for this book look like this
December 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
worth noting that most of my annotations for this book look like this
I love annotating (handwriting is so bad bc I had to use the touchpad on my chromebook lol)
December 26, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I love annotating (handwriting is so bad bc I had to use the touchpad on my chromebook lol)
If I move the blanket off the bed so he can come up here w me and I leave even the tiniest corner of it within reach he will lay on it. Every time
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
If I move the blanket off the bed so he can come up here w me and I leave even the tiniest corner of it within reach he will lay on it. Every time
Me saying "yeah fuck it whatever" out loud before sending this message bc this shit is so unlike me. fr I might be losing my mind after all and it's all this bitch's fault (for context I asked him for anime recs lol)
I think I'm going to throw my phone into the sun
I think I'm going to throw my phone into the sun
December 16, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Me saying "yeah fuck it whatever" out loud before sending this message bc this shit is so unlike me. fr I might be losing my mind after all and it's all this bitch's fault (for context I asked him for anime recs lol)
I think I'm going to throw my phone into the sun
I think I'm going to throw my phone into the sun
Can't be held accountable for what I might do if this boy doesn't stop talking to me like this. Making me soft and shit. Shut the fuck up
December 10, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Can't be held accountable for what I might do if this boy doesn't stop talking to me like this. Making me soft and shit. Shut the fuck up
Look at my baby boy gooooooo
December 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Look at my baby boy gooooooo
having a great time as always thanks for asking
December 3, 2024 at 11:01 PM
having a great time as always thanks for asking
This is absolutely killing me. Thanks spotify you are so right,, misa misa is a religious experience
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 AM
This is absolutely killing me. Thanks spotify you are so right,, misa misa is a religious experience
Guy who has to do all the work around here
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Guy who has to do all the work around here
realising only After I've sent this off to a tattoo place that I maybe should be more mindful of the names I give drawings when I save them
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
realising only After I've sent this off to a tattoo place that I maybe should be more mindful of the names I give drawings when I save them