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[armed with an incredibly strong vodka cran and a calc textbook that I stole from my high school] time to make the series and sequences exam my bitch
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[armed with an incredibly strong vodka cran and a calc textbook that I stole from my high school] time to make the series and sequences exam my bitch
Sitting on the ground in the back corner of the floor at a concert doing my physics homework like a guy who knows how to have a good time I guess
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sitting on the ground in the back corner of the floor at a concert doing my physics homework like a guy who knows how to have a good time I guess
I really hope I can get my adderall soon bc I cannot fucking stand this feeling and it has only been a couple days
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I really hope I can get my adderall soon bc I cannot fucking stand this feeling and it has only been a couple days
Me putting all my stuff in my bag before I left the house to go see infinity castle: ok keys, wallet, fidget toy, two handfuls of tissues,
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me putting all my stuff in my bag before I left the house to go see infinity castle: ok keys, wallet, fidget toy, two handfuls of tissues,
I want to buy eve's manga so badly even tho I. Will not be able to read it
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I want to buy eve's manga so badly even tho I. Will not be able to read it
Not that this is surprising in the least, but it does amuse me that at this point in the semester at least a quarter of my calc 2 class has worn death note merch at least once
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not that this is surprising in the least, but it does amuse me that at this point in the semester at least a quarter of my calc 2 class has worn death note merch at least once
My handwriting is really very small and, without my permission, it tries very hard to be this way when I'm writing in mandarin. Which is literally not possible. But when I'm writing for a while the characters get smaller and smaller and I have to force myself to Stop Doing That
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My handwriting is really very small and, without my permission, it tries very hard to be this way when I'm writing in mandarin. Which is literally not possible. But when I'm writing for a while the characters get smaller and smaller and I have to force myself to Stop Doing That
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who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
Thinking about the time I dissociated while driving and ended up at my cousins' house. Which is mostly notable bc that is a place 1. I did not know how to get to and 2. was therefore very confused to find myself parked in front of
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thinking about the time I dissociated while driving and ended up at my cousins' house. Which is mostly notable bc that is a place 1. I did not know how to get to and 2. was therefore very confused to find myself parked in front of
I wish I could go outside and sit in the sun without becoming a living Fly Buffet
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wish I could go outside and sit in the sun without becoming a living Fly Buffet
Picking a seat on the first day of class: piece of cake. Who cares
Picking a seat on the first day of class when there are lab tables? Horrible. Awful. Hate it don't make me do that
Picking a seat on the first day of class when there are lab tables? Horrible. Awful. Hate it don't make me do that
August 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Picking a seat on the first day of class: piece of cake. Who cares
Picking a seat on the first day of class when there are lab tables? Horrible. Awful. Hate it don't make me do that
Picking a seat on the first day of class when there are lab tables? Horrible. Awful. Hate it don't make me do that
"Sorry I was blinded by the biggest pretzel I've ever seen in my life" -a member of the first opening band when talking to the table next to me
July 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Sorry I was blinded by the biggest pretzel I've ever seen in my life" -a member of the first opening band when talking to the table next to me
There are few things that make me angry abt being a tiny person but it is funny to me to imagine ed elric getting also pissed about these things
Current example: bartenders clearly avoiding me far too early
Current example: bartenders clearly avoiding me far too early
July 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There are few things that make me angry abt being a tiny person but it is funny to me to imagine ed elric getting also pissed about these things
Current example: bartenders clearly avoiding me far too early
Current example: bartenders clearly avoiding me far too early
Hate hate hate filling out new patient forms like. How am I supposed to know any of this information. I didn't even know what today's date was
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hate hate hate filling out new patient forms like. How am I supposed to know any of this information. I didn't even know what today's date was
bill nye omg. also. School bus safety videos??? Which always made my eyes glaze over
July 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
bill nye omg. also. School bus safety videos??? Which always made my eyes glaze over
I really do hate how tall nagi seishiro is like. that guy should be a foot shorter fr. fuckin 6'3. shut up no the fuck he isn't. he's 5'5 at MOST
July 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I really do hate how tall nagi seishiro is like. that guy should be a foot shorter fr. fuckin 6'3. shut up no the fuck he isn't. he's 5'5 at MOST
[guy who finished the last volume of a manga that they had at the library like a week ago and still won't receive the volumes he bought until monday] I miss rin :(
July 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
[guy who finished the last volume of a manga that they had at the library like a week ago and still won't receive the volumes he bought until monday] I miss rin :(
yknow. I clown on the bluelock characters for having the dumbest fucking realisations mid-game as if, a couple months ago when I went to the park w a ball for the first time in years, I didn't remember suddenly that I have to aim the shots I take in order for them to. yknow. go where I want them to
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
yknow. I clown on the bluelock characters for having the dumbest fucking realisations mid-game as if, a couple months ago when I went to the park w a ball for the first time in years, I didn't remember suddenly that I have to aim the shots I take in order for them to. yknow. go where I want them to
idk what sparked the resurgence of my link click brainrot but it is back in such crazy full force like. I wasn't even this bad the first time around
July 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
idk what sparked the resurgence of my link click brainrot but it is back in such crazy full force like. I wasn't even this bad the first time around
Life may be the most miserable it has been for me in a while but at least the oilers lost again 💕💕 there's hope for me yet
June 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Life may be the most miserable it has been for me in a while but at least the oilers lost again 💕💕 there's hope for me yet
Thinking abt the kid that had to be like 10 in the manga section at barnes & noble yesterday that turned around after pulling the first volume of mha off the shelf and saw me and looked so spooked before taking it and bolting away like. Buddy you are who that is for. I should be the one running away
June 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Thinking abt the kid that had to be like 10 in the manga section at barnes & noble yesterday that turned around after pulling the first volume of mha off the shelf and saw me and looked so spooked before taking it and bolting away like. Buddy you are who that is for. I should be the one running away
Asked my boss if we need to cover breaks before I leave (the answer fully could have been no, mind u) and she was like Yes. Yes very much. And then. Never sent anyone on break. Like. Girl. I'm leaving at noon I don't care <3
May 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Asked my boss if we need to cover breaks before I leave (the answer fully could have been no, mind u) and she was like Yes. Yes very much. And then. Never sent anyone on break. Like. Girl. I'm leaving at noon I don't care <3
I have had 2 drinks (so ~4 shots of tequila. give or take)+I
1. am falling dangerously into convincing myself I not only COULD cosplay kaminari denki but that I SHOULD
2. started typing 'bakugou' into the address bar in an attempt to open bsky to make this post and realised what I was doing at the k
1. am falling dangerously into convincing myself I not only COULD cosplay kaminari denki but that I SHOULD
2. started typing 'bakugou' into the address bar in an attempt to open bsky to make this post and realised what I was doing at the k
May 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have had 2 drinks (so ~4 shots of tequila. give or take)+I
1. am falling dangerously into convincing myself I not only COULD cosplay kaminari denki but that I SHOULD
2. started typing 'bakugou' into the address bar in an attempt to open bsky to make this post and realised what I was doing at the k
1. am falling dangerously into convincing myself I not only COULD cosplay kaminari denki but that I SHOULD
2. started typing 'bakugou' into the address bar in an attempt to open bsky to make this post and realised what I was doing at the k
Every day of my life I have to hope that none of my neighbours are like. Hardcore hockey fans. On account of the amount of times I'm outside yelling "matthew strome!!!"
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every day of my life I have to hope that none of my neighbours are like. Hardcore hockey fans. On account of the amount of times I'm outside yelling "matthew strome!!!"
u ever just write fictional hockey lines on the shower door while your conditioner sets or is that just me
May 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
u ever just write fictional hockey lines on the shower door while your conditioner sets or is that just me