Peyton Farquhar
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Peyton Farquhar
@peytonfarquhar.bsky.social
Atheist Chaplain, attached with the Antifa 37th Mechanized Kazoos
Without a common set of experiences, you're not going to get the reference, or the joke.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You know who else was "just following orders"?
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You know who else was "just following orders"?
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fragile bitch blocked me.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Everywhere the right goes on social media, it's the same thing:

a subhuman zerg of weaponized white trash, asking questions that have already been answered.
October 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This is a bit like me claiming that because I'm a Pisces, I have the authority to prove the legitimacy of astrology.

Human beings can't change sex.
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gah! That Picture!

It looks like the Modelo Beer Fairy hanging out with Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer.
youtu.be/6t28COxEp2k?...
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A twenty dollar roll of these coins, a bowl of raw chicken, ten minute "marinade," and a quick scattering in the posh neighborhoods, and you've got yourself a salmonella party.
October 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tom? Tom, I hate to do this, but I need a favor ...
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He means your thugs can't wear facemasks anymore, you fragile bitch
September 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is your monarch bothered?

Would you like us to assign someone to bother your monarch?
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My mind went to ...
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As was foretold in the prophecies
September 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes, as a member of the club, I'd never doubted that I would be afforded club privileges.
September 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Family snapshots
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because that dropout white supremacist gave hope to mediocre mayo ragemonkeys everywhere
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
And furthermore...
September 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Debating?

Not really. He was trying to change the subject from the questioner's point about mass shootings to gang violence, because everyone knows that...
September 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Okay. That makes it easier for us to turn the dead guy into an albatross.

Because they will own all of this shit:
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
No.
September 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No, one on the left is dancing on charlie kirk's grave.

They're just pointing out that he dug it himself.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Maybe one of loomer's fans has some professional sniper training?
September 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Loomer, however...
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM