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The snowball is a powerful thing
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The snowball is a powerful thing
It is unwatchable. I tried
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It is unwatchable. I tried
I worked for a McD’s ad agency. They paid trump a half mil to do a :30 spot with Grimace in 90s. The creative team needed him to wear a purple tie. They brought a selection to the shoot. He didn’t like any. Had to run to bergdorfs to buy more. He chose the original tie & took home all the others.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I worked for a McD’s ad agency. They paid trump a half mil to do a :30 spot with Grimace in 90s. The creative team needed him to wear a purple tie. They brought a selection to the shoot. He didn’t like any. Had to run to bergdorfs to buy more. He chose the original tie & took home all the others.
Is hiding from constituents work?
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is hiding from constituents work?
Don’t tell EB White
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Don’t tell EB White
How many small penises does it take to make them all look even smaller? So sorry you had to endure these insecure boobs. Well done and all the best on whatever you do next. The world needs more curious intelligent people.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How many small penises does it take to make them all look even smaller? So sorry you had to endure these insecure boobs. Well done and all the best on whatever you do next. The world needs more curious intelligent people.
We’ll never have to have another birthday again
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We’ll never have to have another birthday again
This should go well
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This should go well
Womp womp will sound good in court
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Womp womp will sound good in court
My favorite MTG moment is when she was being such a pest during Biden’s last state of the union and he did a deliberate jump-scare when she got close as he was walking out.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My favorite MTG moment is when she was being such a pest during Biden’s last state of the union and he did a deliberate jump-scare when she got close as he was walking out.
Google-it-nomics
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Google-it-nomics
A natural reaction
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A natural reaction
Reposted
Exactly right, Kay. They’re not offering a vision...they’re selling vengeance. No healthcare plan. No infrastructure blueprint. No roadmap beyond chaos. Because the truth is...they’re not trying to build a future…they’re trying to torch the present...and call it a win.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Exactly right, Kay. They’re not offering a vision...they’re selling vengeance. No healthcare plan. No infrastructure blueprint. No roadmap beyond chaos. Because the truth is...they’re not trying to build a future…they’re trying to torch the present...and call it a win.
Why have I never used this “Nobel triple achievement fictionally adjacent self-award strategy” before? Genius!
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why have I never used this “Nobel triple achievement fictionally adjacent self-award strategy” before? Genius!
Illinois is offering Get Covered Illinois which I hope will be close replica of the ACA. We’ll see on Nov. 1. getcovered.illinois.gov
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October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Illinois is offering Get Covered Illinois which I hope will be close replica of the ACA. We’ll see on Nov. 1. getcovered.illinois.gov
You need to start a Card company
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You need to start a Card company
Back in 2010 while on a tour of the capitol my son (then 8 yo) opened that door and crawled in. I pulled him out be his pants belt.
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Back in 2010 while on a tour of the capitol my son (then 8 yo) opened that door and crawled in. I pulled him out be his pants belt.
An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be.
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be.