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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️
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YouTube channel offering reactions, reviews & tier rankings • specializing in horror, queer content and championing women’s wrongs! 🏳️‍🌈👻🤭
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

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November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans 🫘🍷

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November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
pettypumpkins.bsky.social
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

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November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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⚡ If FRANKENSTEIN was creation & BRIDE was refusal, Guillermo Del Toro's newest iteration is THE RECKONING. It’s gothic romance in its truest form, beautiful, doomed, & aching, the kind of story that knows love is a festering wound and still longingly reaches for it anyway... 🩸
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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⚡ The storm returns, pumpkins... and she has arrived!!! 💍🕯️ In BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, sparks fly in the laboratory again, but this time the experiment has expectations... ⚡

See our first-time reaction here:
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November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷

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November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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📞 The line is ringing again... and of course we had to pick up BLACK PHONE 2, where the setting is darker, and the story runs colder than the ice inside The Grabber's veins 🪓🧊🩸

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November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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e finally watched COCO for the very first time, and we were floored. Pixar didn’t just tug on our heartstrings, they played a whole concert inside our chests🎶

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November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
pettypumpkins.bsky.social
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

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October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a visit from the Great Pumpkin! 🌙🎃
To honor our favorite time of year (and all the pumpkins that make it possible) we’re sharing our commentary on IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN in The Free Tier on our Patreon! ☺️
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It's 20 years after the babysitting bloodbath, Laurie Strode has traded Haddonfield for Hillcrest Academy and a brand new name, but trauma ages like fine wine, and honey… she’s guzzling! 🍷

WATCH HALLOWEEN: H20 WITH US! 🎃🩸
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October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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⚡ He’s serving bolts and trauma! 💅 For our first venture into the Universal Monster universe, we met the icon himself in FRANKENSTEIN (1931) Through fog and fear, we watched creation come to life… and tragedy follow close behind 🧟‍♂️🕯️

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October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
pettypumpkins.bsky.social
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to the premiere of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

(1x1) "THE PILOT" 👼🏻
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October 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings... Tonight’s course? Episodes 3 & 4, seasoned with justice and stung by conscience. The murder hive hums and the gavel falls... 🐝⚖️

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October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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🌕 Oh snap! She’s shedding skin, patience, and maybe her humanity... It's our first time watching Ginger Snaps and we were not ready for the drama, the trauma, and teenage lycanthropy this movie is giving 🩸💋

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October 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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🎞️ SINISTER had us spiraling between nervous laughter, genuine terror, and the deep, existential regret of ever moving into a murder house. Because if horror movies have taught us anything… curiosity really does kill the pumpkin! 🎃🪓

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October 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie. 😵‍💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed at the kills, and shamelessly thirsted our way through Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 🎃🔪🍂

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October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason 🧊

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October 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye and every creaking head turn...

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October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is, each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory 😋🫀

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October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch!

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October 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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We're going from January embers to quite literally nobody remembers in this fresh rewatch of IT: CHAPTER TWO! After all, WELCOME TO DERRY is right around the corner and Pennywise is just WAITING to PennyRISE 🎈🙈💔

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October 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Our cursed bestie CHUCKY returns for the fated, final season, dragging his chaos to the White House for one last blood-soaked reign! 🇺🇸🩸 We’ve stitched together every reaction from CHUCKY Season 3 into one slay-tastic binge of pure petty perfection ❤️‍🔥

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October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Take our strong hand, pumpkin! 🖐️ We’re back in the parody trenches with Scary Movie 2. It’s our first time braving this unhinged haunted house of bad manners, sinister slapstick, and the most chaotic dinner in cinematic history!

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October 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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🎃OCTOBER 2025 PATREON EXCLUSIVES🎃
The Petty Pumpkin Patch is officially entering its most haunted era yet. October’s Patreon Exclusives are brewing up possession, bloodlust, and a touch of witchcraft, with some pumpkin spice-scented nostalgia on the side! 🧡
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM