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Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️
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YouTube channel offering reactions, reviews & tier rankings • specializing in horror, queer content and championing women’s wrongs! 🏳️‍🌈👻🤭
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⚔️ We’ve officially reentered the world of GAME OF THRONES with A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 🏰✨It's a scrappy, campy little Westeros adventure with our two, new-favorite underdogs trying to survive the realm we've grown to love 👑🔥🗡️

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February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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We're ready for take off in this previously Patreon-Exclusive First Time Watch of RED EYE! Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams are buckled in and trust us, you’ll want to be too… because this flight flick is chilling and full of turbulence 😈👠🖊️

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February 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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⚔️ We’ve officially reentered the world of GAME OF THRONES with A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 🏰✨A campy little Westeros adventure that includes treks, tourneys, and our two, new-favorite underdogs trying to survive the realm we've grown to love 👑🔥🗡️

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February 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of GAME OF THRONES! Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't get enough "oysters, clams, and cockles!" 🦪☕🤭⚔️🐉

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January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Snow is falling, Kurt Russell is calling and The Thing is thawing in our first-time watch of this iconic 1980s classic! This paranoia whodunnit mystery set inside the frozen tundras of Antarctica had us, quite literally, quivering and quaking! ❄️🔥🤍

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January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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⚔️ We’ve officially reentered the world of GAME OF THRONES with A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 👑🔥🗡️

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January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Reactions to the first 4 episodes of FALLOUT Season 2 have now landed on Patreon in the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier! We'll react to the rest when the finale airs! Haven't heard much buzz in our comments, so if you want a YouTube edit, let us know! Where are our vault dwellers at!? ☢️👍
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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30 Days of Night?? More like 30 Slays of Fright!! We’re locked in (literally, can’t leave for 30 days!) for a first-time watch of this cravenly cold vampire flick! 🩸❄️

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January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Come one, come all, but we don't blame you if you don't come at all! We're dodging evil popcorn rays, cotton candy cocoons and carnivorous shadow puppets in this first-time watch of KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! 🍿🤡

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January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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⚔️ We’ve officially reentered the world of GAME OF THRONES with A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS!

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January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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✨🎬This month for our Patreon-Exclusive videos we leaned into FUN over fear. Laughs, big feelings, iconic performances, and a little existential pondering to keep things...balanced. Consider this your official invitation to the Good Vibes side of The Petty Pumpkins Vault 🔒✨
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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🖤 THE OTHERS is a film that saturates you in haunted imagery and tricks you while hiding deep in the darkest shadows of your mind. A first-time watch for Wes and a return to the story that terrified and shaped the mind of Chey at just 9 years old 👻

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January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! 👑 We finally watched PAN’S LABYRINTH for the first time and oh my… we were NOT prepared for the drama and trauma this forest holds just behind its little gate 🗝️🩸

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January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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We packed our bags for a first-time watch of PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION and what a magical journey it was! ✈️🌍💛

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January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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✨This reaction is extra special to us. Chey first watched ✨13 GOING ON 30✨the year it came out… (the year he turned 13) And today? Wes is turning 30 and watching it for the very first time! 🥹✨

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January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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We fear LITTLE WOMEN (1994) has fundamentally altered our personalities—you can refer to us as "The Petty March's" from now on 📖❄️ This film had us fully bewitched by the March sisters, the love, the longing, the heartbreak, the reinvention

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January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Nothing says “fresh start” like Charlie Brown spiraling before the confetti even hits the ground 🥂😌

CELEBRATING 40 YEARS OF PARTYING WITH THE PEANUTS:
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December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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🎓 High School Musical 3 marks the end of an era and it does not go quietly.
From power ballads in the halls to choreographed prom-posals, it’s all maxed out and Zac Efron? Out here giving the performance of his life in a treehouse

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December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The table’s set again… but this time, it's the finale and we savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL (2x13) like the delicacy it is 😋🫀🍴🐷🍷

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December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Our eyes may be shut, but we can't look away!!! Our first time reaction to Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut was available exclusively on Patreon, but we've decided it's finally time to un-vault this beauty and unleash it onto the channel 👀

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December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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We’re making the final stretch to Christmas extra chaotic and cozy with A HOME ALONE DOUBLE FEATURE! 🎄❤️ We’re revisiting both HOME ALONE 1 & 2 as we fondly remember that oftentimes the pettiest holidays really are the perfect holidays!🎁

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December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is. Tonight’s course? Episodes 11 & 12, flambéed in vengeance and spiced with a dash of madness. Revenge simmers, pigs feast, and the masks finally slip 🐷🔥

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December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

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December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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🎄🩸 A VERY MERRY X-MAS TO YOU 🩸🎄
That’s right, Pumpkins: Ti West's X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! 🪓🎁

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December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM