I never thought Reddit was for me. but then I found r/whatismycookiecutter
October 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I never thought Reddit was for me. but then I found r/whatismycookiecutter
Who taught my cat how to do a diving paw drop from the headboard onto my chest?
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Who taught my cat how to do a diving paw drop from the headboard onto my chest?
I wish I was the one who came up with the windows solitaire deck designs.
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I wish I was the one who came up with the windows solitaire deck designs.
Hear me out…costco but make it berghain
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hear me out…costco but make it berghain
Dental hygienists be like - everything looks good but I noticed you didn’t floss on April 23 and June 16 so do better loser
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dental hygienists be like - everything looks good but I noticed you didn’t floss on April 23 and June 16 so do better loser
🏆Today’s MVP is Rose. Thanks for letting me pet ya’ when I was sad-shuffling down the sidewalk this afternoon.
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
🏆Today’s MVP is Rose. Thanks for letting me pet ya’ when I was sad-shuffling down the sidewalk this afternoon.
If sitting and standing hurts my back and laying down doesn’t hurt but also hurts somehow, how does one exist exactly?
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If sitting and standing hurts my back and laying down doesn’t hurt but also hurts somehow, how does one exist exactly?
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This is Delta. He just had his first bath. And you just had your last day of peace. 12/10 (IG: camphusky)
September 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is Delta. He just had his first bath. And you just had your last day of peace. 12/10 (IG: camphusky)
*insert scream here*
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*insert scream here*
Weird statements people have said to me that I’m choosing to take as compliments:
1. You have nice eyelids
2. You dress like a grandma
3. You’re from Alaska aren’t you? I can picture you on a boat catching lots of fish.
1. You have nice eyelids
2. You dress like a grandma
3. You’re from Alaska aren’t you? I can picture you on a boat catching lots of fish.
August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Weird statements people have said to me that I’m choosing to take as compliments:
1. You have nice eyelids
2. You dress like a grandma
3. You’re from Alaska aren’t you? I can picture you on a boat catching lots of fish.
1. You have nice eyelids
2. You dress like a grandma
3. You’re from Alaska aren’t you? I can picture you on a boat catching lots of fish.
Fyi - this is who you’re honking at:
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fyi - this is who you’re honking at:
My new favorite word in spanish is perezoso. Guess I’m done learning spanish 🥱
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My new favorite word in spanish is perezoso. Guess I’m done learning spanish 🥱
New Saturdays At Your Place track makes my brain tickle in a really great way.
what am i supposed to do?
YouTube video by saturdays at your place - Topic
youtu.be
August 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
New Saturdays At Your Place track makes my brain tickle in a really great way.
Who let all the mosquitoes out??
August 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Who let all the mosquitoes out??
Im like really confident I could eat ice cream breakfast lunch and dinner for the rest of my life.
August 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Im like really confident I could eat ice cream breakfast lunch and dinner for the rest of my life.
Trying this thing where I try not to not cry. I just finished The Pitt. Guys, it’s a mess over here.
August 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Trying this thing where I try not to not cry. I just finished The Pitt. Guys, it’s a mess over here.
should I go on SSRIs or just continue to get more tattoos?
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
should I go on SSRIs or just continue to get more tattoos?
Yesterday someone asked me if I was attorney and today all I can think about is how I should have yelled “objection!” instead of politely whispering “no.” Next time.
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yesterday someone asked me if I was attorney and today all I can think about is how I should have yelled “objection!” instead of politely whispering “no.” Next time.
A resident keeps calling me “mama.” But like, does he even know how beautiful my dog son is??
July 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A resident keeps calling me “mama.” But like, does he even know how beautiful my dog son is??
Felt cute. Then went inside a Uniqlo fitting room.
July 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Felt cute. Then went inside a Uniqlo fitting room.
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Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u
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Mom. Please come get me. I am ready to go home.
July 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Mom. Please come get me. I am ready to go home.
The Bluesky RPG is dropping! What is your Weapon, Armor, Magical Accessory, and Creature Companion?? ⚔️🛡️💍🐺
Weapon: Cat shaped brass knuckles
Armor/clothing: Creepy bird clock
Magical accessory: Ice cream cone
Companion: Spooky cat
Weapon: Cat shaped brass knuckles
Armor/clothing: Creepy bird clock
Magical accessory: Ice cream cone
Companion: Spooky cat
July 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Bluesky RPG is dropping! What is your Weapon, Armor, Magical Accessory, and Creature Companion?? ⚔️🛡️💍🐺
Weapon: Cat shaped brass knuckles
Armor/clothing: Creepy bird clock
Magical accessory: Ice cream cone
Companion: Spooky cat
Weapon: Cat shaped brass knuckles
Armor/clothing: Creepy bird clock
Magical accessory: Ice cream cone
Companion: Spooky cat