wow thanks!!

i just wanna start shit :(

anyway we don’t have any gigs coming up cause the pittsburgh music scene is preparing for hibernation but see you in the spring or whatever

my only advice for getting good show turnout in pittsburgh is to start by already being extremely famous. that’s it

like, there is this whole demographic of casual acquaintances who love to say shit like, “when is your next show?” and “i can’t wait to check out your band!” or “i’m coming to your show on wednesday :)” and i don’t even know how to get that group of people to actually show up, let alone strangers

haha right? it’s really nbd though—i don’t think anyone’s gonna read all that crap anyway, and i guess they’re just doing what they feel they have to for social engagement. but it’s just so embarrassing

there are a million problems with this, but first things first: i have never done anything sincere, uplifting, or joyful in my gd life. our music will make you feel sad and bad. that is a petsitter promise ™, xoxoxo