Before you are three guards. One always tells the truth, one always lies, and one is a perfect logician who analyses your questions to determine what strategy you're employing and gives the answer that's most likely to fuck up your truth tables.

This came across my feed a couple days ago. It seems to have worked, at least for now.

Ocean man! Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

I have like... no moni. So I'm holding off for the time being.