Gig ‘Em 👍

There will be no Iverson slander tolerated on this here app.

I enjoy depositions but discovery fights are by far the most annoying part of practice

Seriously. The indictment saved their lives.

I also tried to explain this to my wife after she saw my reaction and I look like an absolute crazy person

This is my Real Housewives 😳

Nailed it

Absolutely right

Yes

The photo doesn’t even need a caption. It says “tsk” right there

We’ve got just about the same strength of argument for standing that he had, so why not 🤷‍♂️

lol

And as an Aggie: LOL

Certified white guy here:

My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.

If overinflated dicks were illegal then most of us lawyers would be locked up

There's also a purple one in town poking elbows

I’m on a reply brief in Texas business court and pounding my head on the table figuring out how to keep this to 3,000 words

I really wanted to put in the brief "pretty please just read the entirety of Article 9 [or 4A or whichever] and I PROMISE it will make sense and you'll rule in my favor!"

But turns out that's not effective written advocacy

I've had a number of cases that required deep dives into the UCC. Every time I come away even more impressed how comprehensive it is in terms of applying to ALMOST every possible situation. But you're exactly right that it takes significant focus to grasp the full scope of the interplay.

LLM would’ve ruined that character building experience for me. And probably resulted in a worse grade.