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petraphoenix.bsky.social
Petra Phoenix
@petraphoenix.bsky.social
190 followers 310 following 420 posts
Tiny Dog companion,
Sporadic Twitch streamer,
ADHD and chronic pain haver,
Quaker
Dignified Goblin

I wish to move to the Discworld now please

Based in the UK
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petraphoenix.bsky.social
Hello!

Do you have any treats?
A black and white dog is peering right into and up close to the camera. Her front paws are out in front of her and she is on a green quilt
March 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
Hosstrich:

#Franimals
A really bad line drawing of a creature with an ostrich head and a horse body. Inexplicably it also has large wings which is clearly ridiculous because neither horses or ostriches can fly
March 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
I have put too many hours into this game. Dammit @vole.wtf
A screenshot of styscraper showing my 16.17m high tower
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
A screenshot of the game styscraper showing my precarious 12.88m tower
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
I don't know if it was intended to be creepy, but that Kinder Egg advert with the egg that spoke gibberish.

"chocodooby" etc
A still from a 1990s Kinder Egg advert. A creepy egg with a face is holding up a kinder egg.
February 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
Tiny Dog was extremely pleased when her other people (my kids) came back for Xmas.
A tiny black and white dog is leaning on someone's leg. The dog is being stroked and looks like she is smiling.
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
My coffee equipment makes a good shot of coffee but is somewhat perturbed by the whole process
A manual espresso maker sits on the side and has just been used to pull a shot of espresso which still sits on the machine. Due to the placement of screws and suchlike it looks like a worried face with a large open mouth.
November 22, 2024 at 10:01 AM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
The sugar bowl, on the other hand, judges your shenanigans and finds them faintly amusing
A 2 handled sugar bowl with a lid has been given googly eyes and now looks like a little guy with his hands on his hips. He has a paintbrush coming out of the mouth (which is the hole where the teaspoon goes)
November 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
Been reminded of the time I added googly eyes to my cafétiere. He's the happiest little guy!
A top down view of a metal cafétiere to which googly eyes have been added The spout looks like a mouth and the top of the plunger is the nose. He looks delighted to be there.
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
Post you from a different era.
I have a brown wavy chin length bob and am using a mirror to take a selfie.
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
By way of something more cheerful.

Here is my wonderful, stupid Tiny Dog.

Please appreciate the blep
A small black and white dog is lying on her side, leaning on someone's legs, and looking at the camera. A hand is tickling her and she has her tongue stuck out. The tongue is wavy and longer than it has any right to be.
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
petraphoenix.bsky.social
Please, may I introduce Tiny Dog.

We think she's a chihuahua X Jack Russell and is a wonderful grumpy old lady.
She hates most people -especially kids- dogs, and having her routine disrupted.

She knows that she is the queen of all she surveys and only trusts her own people.

I love her so much!
A small white dog with a black and white head lies on a multicoloured blanket on her back, looking at the camera smugly. Her paws are up as though she is holding a tiny invisible handbag
October 12, 2024 at 10:04 AM